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My bum launched a few steam rockets yesterday, thanks to my traditional Sunday night snack of 10 Taco Bell Bean Burritos. Bam! Zoom! Straight to the moon!
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You know those games with misleading titles? Well this is definitely not one of them. It also features a song that will remain etched in your memory long after you’ve forgotten how to chew due to advanced Alzheimer’s and multiple strokes.
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I once pressed a button 20 times, if you know what I mean. *nudge nudge, wink wink* My router stopped working, so I had to restart it 20 times.
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I have come to the conclusion that there must be some superior being controlling the world and all the living creatures in it by playing a flash game. I bet he frequents forums and complains that it’s laggy and poorly designed.
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We just updated this hi-larious Happy Tree Friends html5 game with a couple of achievements for you guys to obsess over. And don’t forget – all of our HTML5 games are playable on high-end mobile phones and tablets!
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Merry Christmas Fruitcakes! As my present to you here’s a set of achievements and a leaderboard for our new html5 game Vector Runner Remix. It might not be the greatest present, but it sure beats what I got from my parents: 12-pack of tube socks and a nice big portion of when-I-was-your-age lectures.
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Well that’s settled: for my next medieval fair larp session I’m going dressed as a shark with a jester’s hat.
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Incidentally, my college years mostly consisted of clicking Play and then firing quickly.
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I have this reoccurring nightmare where I’m a college freshman being chased by a middle aged lady who reeks of kiwi-strawberry flavored MD 20/20. I cant quite understand what she’s yelling, but it contains the words alabaster glutes. Actually, that might be a memory.
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I wonder where will this shark end up next. Personally, I could go for a session of Ochiichagwe’babigo’ining Shark. The place really exists, I swear on my pants.
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If I only had 10 bullets I would probably use the first 9 at the next Young Politicians of America meeting (nip a few problems in the bud if you know what I’m saying), and the last one I need to save for Bieber.
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If you ever come across a movie called Santa’s Blast – don’t watch it. I thought it would be a light hearted movie with Tim Allen turning into a magical reindeer or something, but I failed to notice that the main actor is a guy called Seymore Butts.
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In what will hopefully be a long running tradition, I’m reposting everyone’s favorite binge eating game and clearing the highscores so we can all be king of the leaderboard for a few minutes. That’s it until Monday – have a great long weekend, and if you’re not American stop hating our freedom dammit.
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WEEEEEEEEEE! I haven’t had this much fun since I went to that dance party with my pet alpaca and baby goat.
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