That’s a very nice jig, Stalin. Now isn’t dancing much more fun than genocide?

And now you know where rainbows come from.

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet earth meow meow meow

I guess this carries on our accidental crazy awesome pianist theme, but mostly I just love this song.

This a 10 year old girl rocking out on an electronic organ, which is an instrument I only just learned existed.

Stick around until the lyrics start. It will blow your mind.

On some level, deep down, I don’t find this terrible.

Have an awesome day fruitcakes! And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, have an awesome day anyways. Just try not to get upset by the fact that the baby Jesus hates you and is coming to eat your soul and regurgitate it back into the eternal sea of hellfire.

Ya ya dayaya daba ya? da babba yay daa

Beelzebub himself will fear the Bagger 288!

I eat my dinner every night to this song. It’s the danciest dinner in the world.

It’s becoming evident
He landed in excrement
But never fear ’cause Minty’s here
To make Christmas excellent!

Crank
Stay down
Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder!
Double dream hands

Do not fear the cleansing flood of Fruity Pebbles
Fruity Pebbles
A breakfast table stained with blood and
Fruity Pebbles