Not only can your new iPhone be used for making phone calls and playing Vector Conflict, it can also be used for recording tears in our universe.

That crazy cat lady video is now danceable. Dance my pretties.

A glowing bald guy and a disembodied black head. What more could you ask for?

Happy long weekend folks. Video is NSFW, though if you’re at work you must be an anti-American bastard and we will soon destroy you with our bunker busting bombs and advanced military technology. You have been warned.

So the robot is cool again? I guess I didn’t waste the 80s.

Featuring Suprise Fox.

TIL that Captain Jack Sparrow is the Jester of Tortuga. Hilariously NSFW.

Don’t let anyone ever tell you that Finns aren’t awesome.

Now you’re all going to hell too. (Music is slightly NSFW.)

Whether it’s a turtle or a tortoise, this is their king.

This song is like the Defensor of songs.

It’s the wink at the end that kills me.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

She may be a little eccentric, but her daddy taught her good.