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This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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The teaser for the upcoming Star Wars Uncut, a remake of A New Hope shot in 15 second increments by thousands of different people.
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Hundreds of cargo ships wait empty off the coast of Malaysia for an improvement to the global economy, or for the arrival of their ghost pirate crews, whichever happens first.
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As this commercial clearly demonstrates.
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While not as absolutely terrifying as Rubot II, CubeStormer is at least much faster at solving a Rubik’s Cube.
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Holy smokes that’s cool eh.
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And so we come to the end of our terrible journey. It was a journey of hate and foul smells, and I shall truly miss it.
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“What’s happening in this movie?” Truer words have never been spoken.
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Fact: Qui-Gon Jinn is a master gambler.
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Prepare for Jedis, excitement and competent storytelling. Oh… wait.. no.
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Fact: Qui-Gon was always drinking gin. This made him a terrible Jedi.
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I said be quiet, I’m making my Youtube Star Wars review!
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For the next seven days I will be posting a segment from this hilarious, ultimate review of The Phantom Menace. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Oh, and don’t go peeking ahead. You’ll just spoil your supper.
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