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Star Wars: As Explained by a Functional Retard

Hans and the Jedi save the planets from the evil Counsellor.

Darth Vader Joins the Church

Finally, I understand Catholicism.

The Evolution of the Furby
categories: Cute, Geeky, Videos

The internet meme “DO NOT WANT” conveys exactly how I don’t feel about the TOFU Robot.

The Japanese have no respect for Super Mario.
categories: Geeky, Videos

It’s no Matrix Ping-Pong, but this live action version of Super Mario Bros. is still pretty rad.

Ladybug Wings
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And here I was thinking that the shells were the wings. Thank you Internet.

Animated Advertisement on Subway
categories: Geeky, Videos

Leela: Didn’t you have ads in the 20th century?
Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written in the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!

Christmas Cannon Decorating
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Not since the invention of Homer’s Makeup Gun, has decorating people and objects been so easy.

Northern Lights from Space
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Astronaut Don Pettit has created a video of the Aurora Borealis from orbit, using a series of photographs he took from the International Space Station. Beautiful.

Real Mario Kart

When this world famous astronaut isn’t practicing his golfing, he can be found training for the prestigious Mushroom Cup.

categories: Art, Geeky, Videos

I long for the old days of airfish travel. Those were simpler, more civilized times.

Chicken Head Stabilization

Chickens are truly a magical gift from all powerful Merlin. They taste delicious, and their heads have gimbal-like stability.

This is your brain on video games.
categories: Geeky, Videos

When I’m playing video games, I thrust the controller wildly about in the general direction I want my character to go.

The Palindrome Song

If I had a Hi-Fi, I’d listen to this Weird Al song all day.

Jar Jar Binks Geico Commercial
categories: Funny, Geeky, Videos

Hated Star Wars character, Jar Jar Binks, has fallen on tough times recently (Good.) and has had to turn to acting in insurance commercials in order to pay his massive alimony.