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The Japanese have no respect for crappy American toys.
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This electronic finger piano was included with an issue of a Japanese science magazine for first graders. Maybe if I’d had something like this when I was a kid, I’d be able to play the piano like Shiney McShine, the piano genius from Shine.

Traffic Jams Exposed
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You know those traffic jams where you get to the end and there’s absolutely no reason for the traffic jam to exist? Well here’s your explanation, Mr. Scientist.

Transforming Flashlight Gun
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Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

Super Half-Life Bros.
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Internet denizen “M0rt@nius” (sardonic air-quotes mine), has created a Half-Life 2 map based on the first level of Super Mario Bros. As if I didn’t already have enough nightmares about headcrabs.

Gameboys Are Indestructable
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This original Gameboy survived a bombing during the Gulf War, and still works… if by works, you mean can be turned on and display the game. I doubt those melted buttons do anything anymore. It’s on display at the Nintendo World store in New York City.

Miniguns Are the New Saws
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The Mythbusters are exploring the myth of whether you can shoot down a tree with a gun, or something. Inquiring minds need to know.

Nine Unfortunate Theme Parks
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There’s apparently a theme park for every occasion. Have an unhealthy fecal obsession? Want to (not) get raped by a guy dressed as Mario in his basement? Want to visit a fake ocean directly beside a real one? These parks and many more await you. (Warning: Some parks awaiting you are not work safe.)

Soon Children Won’t Need Friends
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It seems every year brings a more advanced Elmo toy. The question is, will this be the year that the Elmos rise up and kill?

It’s my room in a box.
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The perfect product for all the perma-bachelors out there, Casulo is an entire bedroom set in a box. It will come in really handy if you have a habit of not paying your rent and need to do a lot of midnight moves.

Wah Wah Boots

I’ll admit I’m being a bit selfish with this post. If you don’t play the guitar, the following video will just be a dork wearing giant tinfoil boots. But if you are a guitar player, well… better loosen your pants.

Ant Megalopolis
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Someday I hope someone pumps 10 tons of cement into my house to see how I live.

When You Wish Upon a Turd

Space, the final frontier… for your bum. Nobody said being an astronaut was easy.

In space no one can hear your water balloon scream.
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NASA has been hard at work since the moon landing sending astronauts to Mars and building a lunar colony. Oh wait, that’s what NASA’s doing in an efficient dimension. In this dimension they send people to space to pop water balloons in zero gravity. Okay, that’s still pretty sweet.

Well, you know my name is Simon
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In Crayon Physics Deluxe, the things you draw come true. It’s a lot like this academic program, except it’s actually a game and you should hopefully be able to buy it without requiring several rounds of academic funding.