This cat is either retarded or has some sort of auditory problem.

Wait for it…

Finally, a shampoo prank that won’t result in a restraining order.

I don’t think he’s upset, I think he’s just really excited. I do the same thing at Shakira concerts.

This makes me laugh every time!

Considering that they named their product the Baby Bullet, I think this version of the commercial is a lot more appropriate.

Happy long weekend folks. Video is NSFW, though if you’re at work you must be an anti-American bastard and we will soon destroy you with our bunker busting bombs and advanced military technology. You have been warned.

I’m not sure what’s so strange about this video – it happens to me quite often. Momma always said that my head being bigger than my pelvis just means I’m extra special.

Dog: Why is this guy such a jerk?

See, the key to a successful prank is to give someone a heart attack or burn them with hot water.

TIL that Captain Jack Sparrow is the Jester of Tortuga. Hilariously NSFW.

Blacky McLaser-Eyes and B-boy Cat finally get their comeuppance.

Just give him some damn maple bacon!

Politics makes me wonder if I’m a damaged woman.