Remember Clarence? Well he’s back and he is trying to get to the root of what makes compelling television in this segment from the season finale of Wonder Showzen. Behold the hilarity of Magnetic Attraction guy, and Riker’s Island man!

I just don’t know where to begin with this one. All I can say is that as soon as I heard the lyrics “on the day of rockening” I had a new favorite band.

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

Ever wonder how long it takes to get fired? Looks like about 2 seconds.

“Say my name Bastian! Say my name!”

Life is hard. It is no wonder people turn to religion in the face of so many unanswered questions. Questions like, what is the deal with this cartoon? And where did it come from? And why do I love it so much?

Breaking news at this hour! George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, has renounced violence and begun a singing career. Or at least that’s what my feeble mind was able to piece together after watching this video.

Remember Devvo? Well he’s back and he’s ready to get drunk and take some pills! Based on his behaviour at the end of the video, I can safely say I never want to ingest pills. (And Devvo will always be NSFW.)

Clarence, the ever-hilarious Tom Green rip-off puppet from Wonder Showzen attempts to determine what people are running from in this video. I know what I’m running from- alimony payments!

In typical Wonder Showzen brilliance, by the end of this little story not only have you laughed, cried, and been moderately disgusted, but you actually start to feel a little sorry for Winobot. Why did you make Winobot you bastards??!

While he may not be as cool as the skateboarding bulldog, this dalmation can ride a bicycle! That is definitely more impressive in my book. Go spot go!

Just like this crack news team, I always like to mix my live newscasts with at least one hyperactive monkey. Keeps things “dynamic”. I also find them useful for funeral services and job interviews. Try it, I’m serious.

An old viral advertisement for American Express credit cards featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Superman. Oh yes, Wyoming!

(When the page loads, click on ‘The Uniform’. You can also watch ‘Hindsight’, which is too short.)

Yip yip yip yip yip! Remember those aliens from sesame street? They were funnier than you remember. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!