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The Lord of the Rings theme soothes the giant flightless fowl.
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So many mysteries. Who is Mr. Runch Slam? Does he live in the abstract world?
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I don’t think anything tops tying firecrackers to someone’s legs.
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The only bread you can eat over and over!
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Just like Japanese people, cats have no respect…for anything.
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Childbirth is (probably not) a beautiful thing.
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Even beardless, Riker was still pretty cool.
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The lalalalala song was really bad, but this is so much worse. It’s barely even a song.
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If you knew he was trouble, why did you go out with him, Taylor Swift?
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I think we’ve learned two things today:
1. Everyone at Qualcomm is over 45 years old, and
2. Those actors must be really desperate.
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He has the voice of an angel. Muhhh!
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There is no time or place where George Michael’s Careless Whisper is inappropriate.
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