If there’s one thing people love, it’s money. Woah, that’s not what I meant to say. I meant porn. Ah! No, no, no… What I really meant was people love stories about animals making friends with other kinds of animals and lots of cute pictures of them hanging out together. And why? Honestly I’m not really sure. But here you go anyway.

What do you get when you combine Japan, anthropomorphic tigers and talking excrement? Why a potty training video of course!

If cute were something you could roll up into a big heavy ball and put into a cannon and fire into your face at point blank range, I imagine it would feel a little like watching this video. Kittens, man.

I think it’s about time to repost the good old Fainting Goats. Also known as myotonic goats, wooden-leg goats, stiff-leg goats, nervous goats, etc, these animals are a Creationist’s best friend. How else can you explain an animal that ‘evolved’ to faint whenever it gets a little scared? Natual selection my ass!

While he may not be as cool as the skateboarding bulldog, this dalmation can ride a bicycle! That is definitely more impressive in my book. Go spot go!

Some may look at this video of a cat lying on its back and think it is the cutest most charming thing they have ever seen. Personally I see it as a venus flytrap waiting to spring. SNAP! And you have a flurry of sharp claws to the face. And why? Out of anger? For food? No, just for fun.

Yip yip yip yip yip! Remember those aliens from sesame street? They were funnier than you remember. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

This video makes me realize that if I had to choose a way to die I would want it to be because I was attacked by ten 3-month-old golden retriever puppies. Naturally the cause of death would not be from bites or scratches, but from a stroke caused by my cuteness receptors overloading and exploding.

Continuing the tribute to The Muppet Show, which was apparently the most entertaining variety show ever, I present to you those pink guys that sing that catchy song. Do do do do

Faith the doggie was born with only her two back legs. A family adopted her and taught her how to walk upright like a human. When Li’l Faith grows up shes gonna be a quaterback and throw for 2 thousand yards! Like i said, the heart of a champion!

Name: The Dude
Sex: Male (neutered)
Hometown: Boston
Seeking: A hot bitch for long walks and excessive humping.

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?