Before they become rampaging death machines and Spider-Man villians, rhinoceroses are the cutest things ever.

I wonder if giant pandas ever rip off people’s heads and eat them whole.

Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.

This dog is more relaxed than I have ever been in my entire life.

I could really go for some smooth tasting Bud Light.

I wonder if it’s having fun, or if it’s just repeatedly disappointed.

I’m thinking of getting Angry Husky one of those sweet tactical vests.

Forget dogs and cats. I’m all about owls now.

If I could somehow get him and the printer cat in the same room then I could fire all these damn Filipinos.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be attacked and dragged off by a wild dog, it is apparently terrifying and also hilarious.

It’s like a real life Pokemon.

While not as dangerous as their Hoth-based cousins, Wampa Pugs have been known to kill with cuteness.

Puppy Pol Pot and his wife, The Chicken, are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of Syrians.

Now I know what Angry Husky can be for Halloween, but I’m still not sure about my costume. I guess I could wear nothing but yellow clothes again and be Yellow Guy.