What do you think was on the other end of that telephone connection?

It shames me to admit this, but I think I’m beginning to understand furries.

You think I’m exaggerating, but this thing could eat your face… if your face was a leaf.

Too bad the passengers on the Titanic weren’t fire ants.

That’s what I call a lucky guy.

I think everyone involved in the making of this movie was insane. How else do you explain the fact that no one put their foot down and said “We need to stop this. We’re hurting humanity.”?

Let no one say that Jesus is ever a selfish lover!

This awesome slide almost makes me wish it was still winter. Almost.

That’s it, I’m selling the car. Anyone want to buy a Geo Metro?

Even knowing that it’s just an illusion, it’s still hard to believe this tilt-shift video isn’t stop motion animation.

And this “adult” Wii game from Ubisoft killed them.

*whispers* I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was a Tim & Eric video.

I guess in the future we’ll have reverse in the round movie theaters.