Spider Baby
Spider Baby
Does whatever a Spider Baby does
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Which I imagine involves shooting webbing from its anus or something

I’d say that Jack was lucky he only broke is crown.

I honestly can’t tell if this is real or some sort of Poe’s Law satire.

Even if this guy just flailed around with his crutches, he’d still be a better dancer than me.

He’ll help you draw, he’ll help you erase; waste not want not…he’s Pencil Face.

Putting out fires is like killing fire breathing rabbits. If you don’t kill them all, pretty soon your house will be on fire again.

This makes these guys biking down a gorge look like a group of babies.

This is really scary -I wonder what else has been tampered with? Come to think of it, that chocolate I ate yesterday totally tasted like cocoa.

I feel like something everything was lost in translation here.

On my Green Machine I’m doing skids, doing spins.

… and that cracking sound you hear is just the sound of your neck breaking.

These amazing tilt-shift videos always look like the world’s most elaborate stop motion animations.

This video combines three of my least favorite things in to something pretty awesome.

Train snow plows just might be my favorite machines. What are yours?