This video of Nicolas Cage swearing for four minutes is quite possibly my favourite video on the Internet.

Looks like she had a good reason not to.

Beloved cat dead? Why not turn it into a helicopter?

Spaniards don’t just kill bulls with spears. They also build dangerous human towers with their children.

Life must be cheap in Russia.

This is just like something out of a movie.

Russians are clearly going to be the steelworkers of the future.

What do we say to the dolphin god of death? Not today.

Every video I see from Russia makes me absolutely not want to go there.

The Japanese are back with more tiny food you make from powder.

My Octopus Prophecy has come true. If you need me, I’ll be in the Soy Sauce Fortress.

At least you get a lot of time for self reflection. Oh who am I kidding? We all know that’s not what he was doing out there.

If it’s possible to fly these things with your eyes closed while wearing an adult diaper and screaming MOOOOOMMMMMY, then it is a hobby I might consider.

Spider Baby
Spider Baby
Does whatever a Spider Baby does
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Which I imagine involves shooting webbing from its anus or something