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IM IN UR RECITAL
LOSING MY MIND
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is a lot more surreal than I remember it, though that probably could be said for a lot of children’s television. In this episode, Mister Rogers invites over a 12 year old neighbor to demonstrate some breakdancing, and ends up trying his hand at some waving and the moonwalk.
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The Cordyceps fungus treats its insect hosts not unlike the Xenomorphs treat their hosts in the Alien films. Cordyceps however, at least has the decency to kill its host before bursting forth from its body.
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I know how much you kids like those new fangled video games, so I put two and two together and thought you might like this Line Rider map made to look like the first level of Super Mario Bros.
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Cover your mouth, because you’re about to yell “oh s***!”
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So did these guys think this gyration-filled rap video would make them look sexy? Because it definitely has the opposite effect. NSFW due to massive amounts of male gyration.
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It’s a little known fact that I can shoot as well as this guy… So you all better be nice to me, or I’ll kill you. With bullets. Six bullets.
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Never, ever trust a tiger. Even when you think you’re safely on the other side of a cage, they will still find a way to get you. They’re like velociraptors that way.
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I bet it would be a lot faster than this thing, but I’m sure the concept would be the same.
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I wouldn’t have thought that strapping a bunch of pressurized soda bottles to your back could actually get you airborne. I also wouldn’t have thought that I’d become America’s Next Top Model, but here we are.
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What do you get when you combine Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano, Mario, Luigi, a 1930s Princess Peach and Mr. Belvedere? Why a cringe inducing version of Super Mario Bros. On Ice of course!
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Rolling a bowling ball towards a large ramp from a fast moving car. What could possibly go wrong?
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