From what I can tell based on this commercial, if you don’t watch weatherman Gary England, you will die. And your children will die. Their bodies will be ripped apart by the twirling fury of God.

Ah, the American college experience. Do students behave like this in other countries?

You’ll probably run face first in to a massive spider web, become entangled, and then get devoured alive by mutant spiders. This is especially likely if your woods are in Lake Tawakoni State Park in Texas. The spiders there, clearly not wanting to be outdone by the giant tent caterpillar nest, have created a spider web stretching over 200 yards.

I’m not even sure how to describe this one. It combines the classic song Unchained Melody by the Everly Brothers with standing motionless on a rotating platform, and somehow manages to come up with a game that would actually make me excited to go to a casino.

I generally make it a point not to argue with giant stone heads that vomit guns out of their mouths, but I think Zardoz may be a little off the mark here.

What do cone snails eat? Well, when they’re not snacking on children’s toes, they’re harpooning fish and then swallowing them alive. Ah nature, you truly are intriguingly disgusting.

“Who’s Ego Leonard?”, “Is he jaundiced?”, “What’s this all about?”, and “Did someone just steal my shoes?”. Those were just some of the questions being asked when a giant Lego man washed ashore on a beach in Zandvoort, Netherlands.

This Japanese guy is the original Party Popple. I mean, why else would he encase himself in a pink rubble ball?

Question: What do you get when you combine the criminal mastery of Professor James Moriarty with the wits of a 4th level inbred from Kentucky?

This Belgian man really loves penguins. Mere words can not do his love justice, but take how much you love a buttery Chardonnay and multiply it by a million. You’re still not even close. He’s crazy.

Going bald serves as an indicator to the bands of wild dogs that control most major cities, of which humans are the weakest and should be culled. This Japanese man has thrown that natural order into chaos however, with his amazing comb over.

What could possibly go wrong?

Behold, the dancing inmates of CPDRC prison in the Philippines. Why do they dance? Because the music flows through them. They live the music. They breathe it! Also, they’re in prison and pretty bored.

What would a raccoon want with a door mat? Maybe somebody stole his?