This is really scary -I wonder what else has been tampered with? Come to think of it, that chocolate I ate yesterday totally tasted like cocoa.

I feel like something everything was lost in translation here.

On my Green Machine I’m doing skids, doing spins.

… and that cracking sound you hear is just the sound of your neck breaking.

These amazing tilt-shift videos always look like the world’s most elaborate stop motion animations.

This video combines three of my least favorite things in to something pretty awesome.

Train snow plows just might be my favorite machines. What are yours?

As punishment for not asking me who Mallory is (he’s my imaginary son), I’ve decided to punish you all by force feeding you nothing but cheese and potatoes for three decades.

Just take some already insane biking and then add some snow and internal combustion.

It’s time for another washing machine snuff film!

Fluent backwards talking is apparently a skill possessed by some people… Some evil, clearly possessed people.

Ma, fetch me my saddle and chaps. I’ve got a dog to tame.

More suspense than a two hour movie about ghosts.

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.