Mike Wilson would be cooler than me, but swim trunks still count as pants.

I had no idea there were this many different kinds of soda.

If I was a religious man, I’d have been praying to just and merciful Freyr when I saw this thing coming.

The illusion is your belief that you have an attractive girlfriend/wife. Ouch, burn!

Do you want to watch people stuffing hot dogs in their mouths for 12 minutes? No? Well, how about an entire jar of Nutella then?

A glowing bald guy and a disembodied black head. What more could you ask for?

Japanese dental students can now learn the fine art of instilling fear in their patients by practicing on robots.

BLOWING STUFF UP, BRB

When you think of Bollywood, you probably think of elaborate dance numbers, epic tractor battles, creepy mustached guys in the bushes, and blatant Matrix ripoffs. Now you can add something new to that list – The craziest robot battle ever put to film.

Because you will burn your house down. And then what will your mother think?

Yes, you are about to watch eight minutes of a man changing brake pads with his feet.

Now I understand why I had to tranquilize all those sheep.

Crabs fill me with the same terror as spiders.

Seems like an awful lot of effort just to eat some candy.