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I hope there’s no people walking around who are like 90% worm.
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For when your trip to the water park involves just enough alcohol and not quite enough death.
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I need to go outside more.
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Where’s it all going? My guess is a parallel dimension where up is down, black is white, and killer space robots are killer space robots.
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I’m not ashamed to admit that today was the first time I really considered that turtles breathe.
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It turns out Spongebob is not so weird after all.
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For those of your who wondered what it’s like to ride a bike two storeys in the air.
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Nothing about this strikes me as safe.
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Yeah, I didn’t know either. Also they’re kind of gross looking.
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Do they not have TV in Russia or something?
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The only thing he can’t escape is the memory of his first love.
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You know how I know you’re gay? You watched this video.
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