Create a need (even if it doesn't exist) and fill it...BAM SUCCESS!!!

Are you telling me there is no *actual* need for a Snuggie..?
I refuse to live in your world TopMonkey.

Sadly nika...that's just what I am saying. I know it's painful, I know you feel betrayed...but a blanket, or robe, works just as well! Sorry, I had to say it...it's for your own good really. Now cheeseburger in a can, that's a different story, we need those for after the nuclear war...

Fear is a great for selling crap too! Buy these pills because if you're fat, no ont will like you! Buy this cream for your acne! No one like a face with zits! It's the same with fashion! Gotta wear Nike to hangout with the cool guys! This world sucks lolll.

Sadly it's the same with universal health care, swine flu, global warming, or bombing whatever other country you decide to...

Fear-mongering is alive and well on the left and right!

Anything worth owning isn't sold on TV.

Stupid "magic" roller ruler. :P

My typical day looks pretty much like that.

Ok now I'm hurt!

For a lot of these clips you would have to be genuinely handicapped in order to screw things up that badly.