I have a feeling this watermelon revenge is gonna become one of the Amazing Race classics.
Just like the good old
My Ox is Broken.

"They don't call it the amazing race for nothing."

And we will call the Ox is broken video the Apocalypse fail because when it's the end of the world, this guy's starving.

And if she had gotten off her butt sooner and helped look they would have found it (whatever it was) quicker...lazy woman...lazy, lazy woman...

It's just... so beautiful.

Pow right in the kisser that didn't look fun but i'd be lying if i said i didn't laugh my head off

Wow, missed that episode. That would have made an interesting interview with Phil Koegan at the end of the leg.

If it was a bowling ball they'd call it a freak accident and she'd be excused. Unfortunately bowling balls don't break on your face.

Herein lies the problem.

Yes, watermelon!

Your sacrifice was not in vain!