I puked in my mouth a bit..

How about a moped enema?

Jared BURGER..? o.O Come on, that can't be true- it would be just too easy..
I have to say I wasn't worried that he'll get hurt for a second, he has too much padding.

oh gawd.

crack of dawn!

ewwwwwww....

wow some people are just disgusting these days letting themselves get that fat, and BTW how can you get that fat anyway. I couldn't if I tried.

HAHAHA...that was funny. I was a little freaked out when i saw the dude's crack though.

LOL peeps LOL.