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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself

You control Stan as he tries to kill himself using tools around the office so he doesn’t have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may want to tilt your keyboard to the right). Up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push “M” to see a map and the current count of your health.

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DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
Gold Medal 1. SAMBO 0.51406 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Silver Medal 2. SlayerML 0.53537 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Bronze Medal 3. Tox 0.54695 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
4. AllCapone 0.59438 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
5. IchbineinGott 1.07930 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
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26 Littlegrey Comments:
    May 4th, 2010 at 11:15 am Chuz-Himself757 says:

    this games pretty sweet. i kinda enjoy killing myself.

    May 3rd, 2010 at 6:51 am crab224 says:

    KAMAKAZIE *gets out gun*.......*bang*

    October 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm SlayerML says:

    You can get the big fat guy to hit you if you tell him hes a sick small minded man. But he hits you only for 15% and takes 3 text boxes and 3 seconds of lying on the floor, so its really not worth it.

    July 27th, 2009 at 11:46 pm sportsplaya says:

    Cool game....I can only beat it in four minutes....I still can't believe people can beat it in under one minute....

    July 25th, 2009 at 1:30 am FrickaFresh says:

    how the hell did someone get 51 seconds?

    July 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 am Game Overlord says:

    How can you win, or die, in less than a minute?

    June 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 am hodge podge says:

    Are the high score less than a second? How is the possible?

    May 19th, 2009 at 7:08 pm Resident Hussar says:

    How can you "convince" the big fat useless man that Stan deserves some good beating? Is there a way? All I could do is to tell him to STFU.

    May 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm mr.awsome says:

    lol nice path I just got a high score for me 1min and 20 secs

    May 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm Tox says:

    Oops, I forgot to add the stapler by the elevator