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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself

*** This game does not have any Dig Your Own Grave Achievements. You can only earn achievements for your profile by playing these games.

You control Stan as he tries to kill himself using tools around the office so he doesn’t have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may want to tilt your keyboard to the right). Up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push “M” to see a map and the current count of your health.

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DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
1. SAMBO 0.51406
2. SlayerML 0.53537
3. Tox 0.54695
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24 Comments:
    24.
    		October 19th, 2009 at 11:36 am SlayerML says:

    You can get the big fat guy to hit you if you tell him hes a sick small minded man. But he hits you only for 15% and takes 3 text boxes and 3 seconds of lying on the floor, so its really not worth it.

    23.
    		July 27th, 2009 at 6:46 pm sportsplaya says:

    Cool game....I can only beat it in four minutes....I still can't believe people can beat it in under one minute....

    22.
    		July 24th, 2009 at 8:30 pm FrickaFresh says:

    how the hell did someone get 51 seconds?

    21.
    		July 3rd, 2009 at 1:56 am Game Overlord says:

    How can you win, or die, in less than a minute?

    20.
    		June 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm hodge podge says:

    Are the high score less than a second? How is the possible?

    19.
     
    		May 19th, 2009 at 2:08 pm Resident Hussar says:

    How can you "convince" the big fat useless man that Stan deserves some good beating? Is there a way? All I could do is to tell him to STFU.

    18.
    		May 5th, 2009 at 5:22 pm mr.awsome says:

    lol nice path I just got a high score for me 1min and 20 secs

    17.
    		May 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm Tox says:

    Oops, I forgot to add the stapler by the elevator

    16.
    		May 5th, 2009 at 3:01 pm Tox says:

    My route:
    Down to get the lighter.
    Up to the right to get torched - 18%
    To the kitchen to put the blender in the microwave - 18%
    Staple myself 3 times - 3x5 = 15% (rotate staples until the women in front of microwave moves)
    Knock on THE MAN's door to get eaten by weasels - 5x5 = 25%
    Elevator upstairs to summon the shark - 20%
    = dead

    I've seen people do this in under 50 seconds

    15.
    		May 4th, 2009 at 6:14 pm mr.awsome says:

    omg I can only beat it in 2 freaking mins how could you get it in 1 min or less!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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