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King’s Ascent
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I’m not sure I can handle another King dying this year. Game of Thrones has filled my lifetime quota for witnessing king deaths, as well as my lifetime quota for breast feeding adolescents, incest, and wolf assassinations.

3 Littlegrey Comments:

July 1st, 2013 at 3:01 am Greenflame says:

Fun game, but I don't understand how any of the king's allies had any reason, AT ALL, to screw with him.

I mean sure, the Dragon was killed by the king, but hey, dragon. Terrorizing villages. And stealing sh*t. Dragon dies.

And the mage chick who lost her village, sure yeah you can be pissed about that, but the villagers agreed to that and worked out a deal, a compromise. You're not allowed to get pissy about that and throw a tantrum afterwards.

And Dravious the knight, why should he be pissed that they WON a war? Sure, you lost some men, but you saved a kingdom. Fair trade.

And the other king, well meh, he had good reason.

Still, it just makes little sense to me. The king the player plays is, by all accounts, a pretty damn fantastic king who had illogical and pissy servants. Off with their heads, rehire, move on.

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June 28th, 2013 at 3:25 am GlazedDonut says:

I was a fan of incest before it was cool.


Where's the hipster army that's supposed to rise up behind me and support my "originality"?

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June 28th, 2013 at 2:18 am Tako says:

But just like me dear Admin you'll continue to watch because Game of Thrones is like crack

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