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Bunny Cannon
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A question to all the atheists out there: if you were stuck on a deserted island with a bunny rabbit, a cannon, and no possible repercussions from the law, would you a) fire the bunny from the cannon, b) fire something from the cannon at the bunny, or c) feed the bunny some delicious greenery and try to make friends with it.

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March 4th, 2013 at 1:55 am babyeater346 says:

I would befriend the bunny for a bit, then once i got bored of that. Fire the bunny from the cannon and attempt to fire stuff at the bunny while it enjoys its brief moment of flight.

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March 2nd, 2013 at 7:26 am GlazedDonut says:

As you did not ask the question of atheistic perverts, I will withhold my answer. For now.

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March 2nd, 2013 at 12:28 am COOLEEL says:

I would choose C. I could feed the bunny until it is so fat that I could make a boat out of it and sail back to land. In the meantime, I wouldn't find helping myself to some delicious greenery as well. Assuming delicious greenery includes artificially coloured green meat.

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March 1st, 2013 at 10:29 pm thepara says:

Notice he didn't ask the question of non-atheists? Because he knows that the rest of us would fire something at the bunny and enjoy a good meal.

Well, the smart ones would kind of adopt c), but then find another bunny to make baby bunnies... which would make more baby bunnies and then you'd have an endless supply of bunnies to eat. I would fire the cannon for entertainment.

And the REALLY smart ones, (I don't fall in this category, I stop at having a supply of food.) would breed even more bunnies, find a way of receiving payment and use the cannon to deliver the product (bunnies).

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March 1st, 2013 at 4:50 pm nika says:

c) for about 6 months and then I'd make a stew out of him. Everything tastes better when it's spiced up with tears of betrayal.

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