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If you’ve ever dreamed of living the life of a pirate this game will give you a pretty good idea of what it’s like, right down to pooping in a wooden bucket.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

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May 3rd, 2012 at 7:11 pm Ectro says:

-Okay Ensign, we are going to fire you out of a cannon so you can hijack the enemy ship if you live."
-Will I get bacon afterwards?
-Sure...

I greatly enjoyed this game, it has a simple story line, very happy piratey music, and very nice good gameplay that made sure you weren't bored after 5 minutes! The Boss was tricky at first, until I discovered the fireball shots wipe it out like nobodies business. I can honestly say I greatly enjoyed this game!
9.5/10!

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May 3rd, 2012 at 1:45 am RJ says:

Shirley you jest. ;)

Alestorm's cover of "You Are a Pirate" sounds like a drinking song for a nerdy bar. I could see a bunch of people drinking at DragonCon and singing it like that.

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May 2nd, 2012 at 9:57 pm cynnicysm says:

but if they call you cynical they'll get us confused.

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May 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 am GlazedDonut says:

Yarr har, get a job, ye dirty pirate hippies.

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May 2nd, 2012 at 2:51 am lowman says:

@RJ Does this tickle your fancy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhm3O15-tc0

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May 1st, 2012 at 7:32 pm RJ says:

They did a song called "You Are a Pirate."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI

It's hard to reconcile their carefree, childlike song with the harsh reality of a slop bucket. Call me cynical, but I thought it was funny.

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May 1st, 2012 at 7:11 pm Administrator says:

The connection between Lazy Town and pooping in a wooden bucket is lost on me. Please explain.

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May 1st, 2012 at 6:03 pm RJ says:

"right down to pooping in a wooden bucket."

Suddenly, that Lazy Town song isn't nearly as whimsical anymore.

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