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This very well may be the dumbest product in history. Yes, even dumber than the sauna shorts.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

January 10th, 2013 at 7:29 am says:

Blue tooth.

July 25th, 2012 at 7:37 am Anonoymos says:

Its an effing STUPID idea.Who in the hell would walk around with a phone attached to their ear. You would look like a retart.

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March 16th, 2012 at 6:35 am felis20 says:

I have always wanted to know just how many large things lying around the house I could hypothetically uncomfortably clamp onto the side of my face, so this product seems made just for me!

(I own some large programming textbooks. Maybe I'll look smarter and more attractive to females if I clamp those to my face...?
Or- why not cut out the middle man and clamp females to my face!

...And now comes the time for testing.)

February 24th, 2012 at 2:35 am Flybybtt says:

PHONE CANCER??? OMG.. how many of you cattle monkeys have EVER heard of someone getting brain cancer from a cell phone??? Go chase big foot too lol

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February 24th, 2012 at 1:50 am Nowwer says:

I'm totally going to buy this, just so I can hook my lappy up with skype, call someone, attach it to my face, and just walk around town talking to myself with a laptop on my face.

February 22nd, 2012 at 2:36 am TheIdeaMan says:

It's clearly the greatest idea in the history of man. Never again will I have to answer and talk on a phone with both my hands. It was always impossible to drive or change baby diapers while fielding many phone calls from Vietnam. Now I have all the mobility God intended for me, with the constant cancer causing convenience of having my face deformed like a second rate Mexican cyborg. Thank you Tim Gojo, you truly are this generations Super Ghandi.

February 21st, 2012 at 8:16 pm GenRott says:

Not a good idea. A GREAT IDEA.

@Dhm 'far from your mouth'?? it's exactly as far as it would be if you were holding your phone with your HAND??? lol

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February 21st, 2012 at 2:54 pm Dhm says:

I gotta say it's not THAT bad, its a decent invention the only pure downside is that it basically makes you walk around with a phone glued to your face (which is also quite far from the mouth). Goofy yes. Good intentions? Definitly

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