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Wills And Kate – The Freakiest Show On Earth
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Those of you that haven’t been living under a rock (or living on a large rock commonly referred to as “England”), will know that this Sunday Friday a real life prince is going to marry some girl and make her a princess. There may also be wizards in attendance and a clumsy dragon named Edmund. Live-on-the-scene reporter dizrali takes us there…

4 Littlegrey Comments:

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April 29th, 2011 at 7:31 am thenoobbomb says:

The moment of doom is here.... its friday the 29th. Help me!

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April 28th, 2011 at 5:21 am John2 says:

thank whatever f****d up entity runs this existence, that someone finally said how ridiculous this whole thiong is. oh yeah they should totally spend millions upon millions of dollars on this wedding! its not like they could help thousands of starving children with that or anything... seriously, this crap is retarded. its not like the guy even did anything to be famous! he was just born with a famous name and yet everyone flips out that this guy is getting married! this whole thing just makes me wanna beat my head against a wall at how dumb the human race is becoming....

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April 26th, 2011 at 12:28 pm TopMonkey says:

I was all ready to critique the hyperbole and the horrendous metaphors about rockets and urchins until I read, "Sorry to have disappointed you, but it’s not my fault, it’s in my heritage." Then I realized you meant to write it poorly. Well played dizrali, well played.

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April 26th, 2011 at 12:21 pm Blaah Blaah says:

*Friday.

He's a lucky sod though, I figure being Royal wouldn't be so bad if you could get totty like that. Hope she ages well.

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