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Vector Conflict Mobile Madness

Today brings exciting news for fans of Vector Conflict: The Siege and owners of smart cellular telephones. We just released Vector Conflict for Android and let me say in all modesty it is like a rock-and-roll poprocks party in your pants. If you don’t know what that feels like, it feels awesome. Check that out here. And to celebrate we’ve made the iPhone version free for a very limited time (grab that right here).

9 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 4th, 2011 at 4:13 pm Administrator says:

Oh I get it now, it's not an Android wedged up your bum - it's an iPhone!

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August 4th, 2011 at 2:54 pm unclejessie77 says:

Dear Drama-Queen-Admin,

Over-inflating my offshoot comment about how iphone’s suck (which they indeed do) into some projected fetish of inserting Android phones into ones rectum is what I would categorize as "strange personal sensitivity regarding Android".

But on to slightly more important things.

Either….

1) A category name of iphone games explicitly signifies that that is the category for iphone games. Non-iphone owners move along, nothing to see here. Please refer to my original comment that was something about iphones sucking.

Or….

2) Implying smart phone Agnosticism in a forum about iphone games with a proven track record of being an Apple fanboy just makes you look silly.

Either way, I really don't care. I just think iPhones are evil.

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August 4th, 2011 at 3:36 am Administrator says:

Dear unclejessie77,
I see you are new to the Internet, so I have developed a crash course for you. I've called it "Admin's Awesome Internet School for the Unlearned". I hope you pass.

Lesson 1: Categories
Almost every blog has categories. They help sort posts in to general areas of interest. As you can see, by moving your eyes ever so slightly to the left of "best iphone games", it is even helpfully written that these are in fact categories. I could have also put it in the "best android games" category, except that there isn't one. A category with only one post in it would be a very sad category indeed. Instead I put it in the catchall category, miscellaneous. This concludes our intensive course.

Now, let's talk about your strange personal sensitivity regarding Android. Obviously, since I developed a game for it, I must have an Android phone. In fact, I have many phones with every major smartphone OS, and they are all terrible in their own special ways. I only suggested you remove your Android from your ass because I surmised (apparently correctly) that's where you like to put things.

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August 4th, 2011 at 12:34 am unclejessie77 says:

I like your enthusiasm! but contrary your self serving snarky attempts to save face, its listed under "best iPhone Games". Heres a pro-tip. Despite Apples success in marketing to you specifically, "iPhone" is not the household name for smartphones.

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August 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm Administrator says:

I'll try to make this easier for you: just read the words I put in bold in the post. Then I recommend you take your precious Android phone out of your ass - the humidity isn't good for its advanced electronics.

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August 3rd, 2011 at 5:12 pm unclejessie77 says:

I don't have an iPhone so, call me crazy, but why would I click on a game that is under "best iPhone games"?

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August 1st, 2011 at 4:15 pm nika says:

I heard that links *do* bite. And that Apple products suck out your soul. And that reading is for nerds.

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August 1st, 2011 at 4:08 pm Administrator says:

Dude... did you even read the post? Try clicking the link, it won't bite.

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August 1st, 2011 at 3:15 pm unclejessie77 says:

Ahhhhh....with the iPhone! Get a real phone, pick up an Android.

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