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Since we broke the ice yesterday on the topic of Twilight, can anyone explain why Edward just sparkles in the sunlight instead of bursting in flames and screaming in agony before turning into a piece of scabby charcoal? There’s not nearly enough of vampire flambĂ© in that movie.

9 Littlegrey Comments:

August 29th, 2011 at 6:45 pm Mad says:

*sigh* Twilghts just a stupid movie about a 200 year old dude who sparkles in the sun and chasing after a 17 year old teenager who never smiles and has no personality, wich is strange cuz guys seem to like her. I didn't no guys liked boring.\

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April 28th, 2011 at 8:43 pm Hilson says:

Very fun game, could do with more levels C:

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April 28th, 2011 at 7:16 pm Willjones09 says:

It's obvious. Edward sparkles, lives in the forest, and he doesn't eat people. He isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

Twilight, the beautiful story about one girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

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April 28th, 2011 at 6:14 pm ChuckNorris says:

I agree with nika
also, I WIN!. Because I am Chuck Norris and I always win :)

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April 28th, 2011 at 1:57 pm nika says:

That's exactly why he should be bursting in flames.

April 28th, 2011 at 1:40 pm bastian1343 says:

Because he's a metaphor for high school crushes, that's why, Admin.

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April 28th, 2011 at 1:11 pm KingZ3R0 says:

Fun game. Short but sweet.

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April 28th, 2011 at 1:05 pm nika says:

I quite enjoyed this game, it's cute. :)
Also, I agree- there's a serious lack of vampires writhing in pain in Twilight.

April 28th, 2011 at 12:56 pm cynnicysm says:

mrs. not miss. you'll see.

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