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The Lance
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Coincidentally (or not?), Grand Rapid’s famous male dancer Dirk Valentine was famous for a move known as “The Lance”. I would tell you what it involved, but as I already mentioned I don’t know anything about this stuff. You perverts.

15 Littlegrey Comments:

January 25th, 2012 at 2:16 am wow says:

Well the champion would be alot more threatening if he wasn't a bright pink.

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September 20th, 2011 at 5:19 pm Jewness666 says:

This game was fun. I beat the champion in my second generation xD just kept hitting him in the body.

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September 18th, 2011 at 7:03 am wyse says:

Usually in these sorts of games it makes more sense to save up and then buy higher level equipment. In this one though, you want to have un-mastered equipment as much as possible so you can earn the most experience. That means that you should only upgrade when you master an item, and then only upgrade to the next most powerful item.

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September 18th, 2011 at 6:48 am Nebonit says:

Personally I hated the game... Gathering gold was slow and by the time I finally killed the final guy (gen 9) The others were just as strong as him.

Having the income tied to exp pissed me off so much, sure no more exp when you "master" that tool, but stop paying for hits? That's BS. Played for 1 hour growing ever more frustrated.

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September 18th, 2011 at 4:39 am Kill9 says:

First time playing beat it on Generation 2. I don't understand the XP either and I don't think I ever made it past the 3'rd or 4'th upgrade in anything. Killed about half an hour on it and enjoyed myself. The game served it's purpose.

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September 17th, 2011 at 10:41 pm Jeihot says:

Fun game, but it seemed forever for me to earn the money, it needs more instructions / tips - What does exactly the XP do?

I don't dance seated.

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September 17th, 2011 at 4:11 am The Silent Scream says:

Third gen, don't really care enough to beat it again. Like Woher though, I wonder why they made so many upgrades that serve no purpose? overall, still a decent game. :)

September 17th, 2011 at 2:00 am Ares Leviathan says:

Second Gen, baby!!

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September 16th, 2011 at 10:01 pm wyse says:

I could not let this stand, so I had to go back and beat it on the second generation as well.

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September 16th, 2011 at 9:20 pm J. Woher says:

So it's fairly easy to beat the game after the first few generations, which is kinda odd, cause you are nowhere fully upgraded. I would say it's more fun of a game when they increased the difficulty level of the boss, making it only possible to beat him with at least some of the best equipment.

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September 16th, 2011 at 8:51 pm Mart says:

Second generation for me too.

September 16th, 2011 at 8:31 pm Sir Rhubarb III says:

i beat the champion 2 times in a row on generation 3. *does an okay seated dance"

September 16th, 2011 at 7:58 pm Whatever says:

I beat it on Generation 2. The Champion would have beat me if he hadn't my horse. *does better seated dance*

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September 16th, 2011 at 6:58 pm wyse says:

Beat it on generation 4. *does a little seated dance*

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September 16th, 2011 at 1:10 pm TheEliteGamer says:

This is a fun game spent around a hour playing then couldnt be bothered and its off to bed. Note best way to get past sheild is to lure the shild to a different part of the boddy then go for the head worked for me should for you.

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