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Tesla Death Ray
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When I was young I wanted to grow up to be just like the brilliant inventor Nikola Tesla. I partially succeeded – I am a paranoid germaphobe, with obsessive compulsive disorder and a fear of being touched by women. The only thing missing is the brilliance.

25 Littlegrey Comments:

March 21st, 2011 at 7:39 pm gark says:

needs moar upgrades!

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January 20th, 2011 at 11:25 am Dutchie says:

This game is like ,
Pinguins Attack TD3: Behind the scenes.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:37 pm J. Woher says:

I got a good laugh at that commic, Abs. :D Could it only be true that laddies adore science people that much. *pinks tear away*

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:23 pm Potato Famine says:

Got boring. Too easy, and it requires common sense. Not much skill...

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:18 am AbsintheAndCarnations says:
January 19th, 2011 at 4:58 am Hendrixx69 says:

the game won't even play! what the hell!

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January 19th, 2011 at 2:20 am Jeihot says:

O look upgrades! The upgrades are over.

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January 18th, 2011 at 11:38 pm LORD PAWN says:

I was just playing red alert as soviets and then
just decided to go online and found this... weird

January 18th, 2011 at 9:01 pm xer 21 says:

so who here is remembering Red Alert right now?

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January 18th, 2011 at 6:15 pm brothel copter says:

Or a cloning machine

January 18th, 2011 at 3:21 am RJ says:

If Tesla made a video game, he would probably prefer to use a rail gun.

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January 18th, 2011 at 1:45 am felis20 says:

Good game.

Pretty easy, but required some strategy...
And the lightening idea was boss...

(-0.5 for graphics, -0.5 for two-dimensionality, and -1 for game length. Overall, though? Fine work (and I mean "fine" as in "MY, that booty is fine", as opposed to "fine, whatever... at least it isn't runescape")).

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January 18th, 2011 at 1:15 am BlindSniper666 says:

nice, short, one hand, game. I finished it in one go and had super low health in the end. But i agree, it CAN use UPGRADES!!!

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January 18th, 2011 at 1:02 am Gold_page2 says:

Really really addictive and fun

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January 18th, 2011 at 12:46 am Titan1203 says:

After I got all the upgrades it was easy... Until I got to lvl 20.. Then I had to redo it like 15-20 times...

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January 17th, 2011 at 11:51 pm The Silent Scream says:

This game was too short, but I still enjoyed it. Again, could use more upgrades. :)

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January 17th, 2011 at 10:56 pm Pondcreature says:

It's a fun game but it really made me aware of the need to buy a mouse for my laptop haha

January 17th, 2011 at 10:49 pm Ares Leviathan says:

Haha. True that, copter!

It needs more upgrades including additional mini-towers and main damage upgrade.

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January 17th, 2011 at 10:46 pm shawnsation says:


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January 17th, 2011 at 7:38 pm brothel copter says:

anyone else feel like they're a sith lord in this game? like holding a plane with lighting

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January 17th, 2011 at 6:18 pm J. Woher says:

I like it, nice game. Only gets a bit boring after you gained all the upgrades.

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January 17th, 2011 at 3:00 pm CazyBeast says:

Cool little game.

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January 17th, 2011 at 2:37 pm morhkt says:

Wait, so your supermodels can't even touch you?

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January 17th, 2011 at 1:30 pm The Animagus says:

Yay! Another game I can play with one hand!
But, ye, does need some more upgrades/options

January 17th, 2011 at 1:13 pm GooseStepCharlie says:

Got all upgrades by day 15 or so...from then on just had to aim and hope for successful bounces

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