Believe it or not, there are people who haven’t heard of Sushi Cat. I learned this lesson the hard way, and I’ll generously share the story with you. When you go to a sushi restaurant for an important business lunch, do not:
1) yell SUSHI FRENZY! when the order arrives and manically start stuffing your face.
2) unbutton your pants and announce FULL BELLY ACHIEVED when you’re done.