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Seven Things We’re All Doing Wrong
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You can take my tall toilet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

8 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 10th, 2011 at 8:53 pm felis20 says:

So, what it's saying is, I should be getting sex in the middle of the night but I'm not because of electric lighting?

...Damn you, electricity!
For this outrage I am becoming a survivalist!
(Because everyone knows they get ALL the sex.)

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August 10th, 2011 at 8:28 pm nika says:

I'm sorry you were not giving birth properly until now, J. Woher.

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August 10th, 2011 at 6:22 pm thepara says:

Did my wife write that article? Sounds like the usual, "You're doing it wrong!" sort of thing I get.

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August 10th, 2011 at 5:34 pm J. Woher says:

Oh crap. I'm doing everything wrong.

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August 10th, 2011 at 4:29 pm nika says:

I just yell at my poop and scare it into coming out.. does that count?

August 10th, 2011 at 3:21 pm RJ says:

My monthly boweling will suffice.

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August 10th, 2011 at 12:30 pm TopMonkey says:

I put my feet up on the back of one of my servants and one kind of pushing me forward from the back while a third pushes on my stomach...does that count?

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August 10th, 2011 at 11:32 am The Gamer From Hell says:

In regards to taking a dump, i think i am still doing it right since the last sentence says leaning your body forward will help. Hooray for smartphones and their games!

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