You can take my tall toilet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
8 Littlegrey Comments:
So, what it's saying is, I should be getting sex in the middle of the night but I'm not because of electric lighting?
...Damn you, electricity!
For this outrage I am becoming a survivalist!
(Because everyone knows they get ALL the sex.)
I'm sorry you were not giving birth properly until now, J. Woher.
Did my wife write that article? Sounds like the usual, "You're doing it wrong!" sort of thing I get.
Oh crap. I'm doing everything wrong.
I just yell at my poop and scare it into coming out.. does that count?
My monthly boweling will suffice.
I put my feet up on the back of one of my servants and one kind of pushing me forward from the back while a third pushes on my stomach...does that count?
In regards to taking a dump, i think i am still doing it right since the last sentence says leaning your body forward will help. Hooray for smartphones and their games!
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