Sometimes something is so wrong it’s… still wrong. I lasted about a minute.
11 Littlegrey Comments:
That's like handing out condoms at the end of an abstinence class.
I have two kids...this minimal crying is just cute to me. I can take it all day. I am sitting here typing with it in my ear and it's two mintues in...
I didn't shake. I thought: "Nah, forget this..."
It asked me if I really wanted to leave a crying baby... I left the page anyway.
I got till 40 seconds and my baby stopped whining and didn't start up I eventually shook it to see if it was alive... I think I took the right measures.
First of all, that's not crying. That's fussing. Crying is way louder and emphatic. Second, that's more than one baby. Why the heck did my spouse just up and leave when there's quintuplets in the house! That's grounds for divorce. Third, I could listen to this all day long. Now a broken oscillating fan just clicking away to one side, that's stressful! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!
Also you should see my osolating fan. I've shaken the life out that thing!
I merely turned the sound off and forgot about it.
Babies have no survival instinc... If we were living in the woods, we'd die within a day... eaten by bears or something... How could the human race make it this far?
All you guys are lmao!
Turned it up and left the room... drove the women in the office nuts and then came back.
After 2 kids and #3 still coming, I had no trouble ignoring this.
- Baby's fed? Check
- Baby's dry? Check
- Burped? Check
- Grip water for potential gas? Check
Baby probably needed a good cry anyways.
7 and a half minutes, but i had donuts in my hands, and anything is tolerable with donuts
I shook it after two minutes, but I used this so I'm guilt-free.
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