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Do not shake the baby?
categories: Crazy

Sometimes something is so wrong it’s… still wrong. I lasted about a minute.

11 Littlegrey Comments:

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July 8th, 2011 at 4:30 am abnor says:

That's like handing out condoms at the end of an abstinence class.

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June 28th, 2011 at 1:04 pm TopMonkey says:

I have two kids...this minimal crying is just cute to me. I can take it all day. I am sitting here typing with it in my ear and it's two mintues in...

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June 28th, 2011 at 10:05 am Wheelnut says:

I didn't shake. I thought: "Nah, forget this..."
It asked me if I really wanted to leave a crying baby... I left the page anyway.

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June 28th, 2011 at 8:24 am Naruga says:

I got till 40 seconds and my baby stopped whining and didn't start up I eventually shook it to see if it was alive... I think I took the right measures.

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June 27th, 2011 at 11:36 pm Whys says:

First of all, that's not crying. That's fussing. Crying is way louder and emphatic. Second, that's more than one baby. Why the heck did my spouse just up and leave when there's quintuplets in the house! That's grounds for divorce. Third, I could listen to this all day long. Now a broken oscillating fan just clicking away to one side, that's stressful! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!

Also you should see my osolating fan. I've shaken the life out that thing!

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June 27th, 2011 at 11:33 pm babyeater346 says:

I merely turned the sound off and forgot about it.

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June 27th, 2011 at 11:06 pm Mart says:

Babies have no survival instinc... If we were living in the woods, we'd die within a day... eaten by bears or something... How could the human race make it this far?

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June 27th, 2011 at 8:41 pm Ares Leviathan says:

All you guys are lmao!

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June 27th, 2011 at 7:24 pm thepara says:

Turned it up and left the room... drove the women in the office nuts and then came back.

After 2 kids and #3 still coming, I had no trouble ignoring this.

- Baby's fed? Check
- Baby's dry? Check
- Burped? Check
- Grip water for potential gas? Check

Baby probably needed a good cry anyways.

I'm good!

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June 27th, 2011 at 4:15 pm kovmonsta says:

7 and a half minutes, but i had donuts in my hands, and anything is tolerable with donuts

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June 27th, 2011 at 11:57 am nika says:

I shook it after two minutes, but I used this so I'm guilt-free.

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