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Clarence’s Big Chance
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Clarence’s story reminds me of me this guy I know, who after being single for 35 years finally set up a date with a nice lady he met online. Unfortunately she started throwing cutlery at me him as soon as she saw me him walking up to her table. Maybe next time he shouldn’t send a photo that was created by mashing up a young Tom Cruise and Ryan Reynolds in some morphing software.

9 Littlegrey Comments:

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March 13th, 2011 at 10:51 pm izdiz658 says:

This game is cool, but when i died i got to start again and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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March 10th, 2011 at 10:26 pm COOLEEL says:

YAY!!! I got 99% and the best ending. Also funny cast!

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March 9th, 2011 at 10:50 am J. Woher says:

A very good game, one of the bigger ones around here. Thought I would see a cutscene after you left the house, leading you to the end of the game, only to find that it was mere the beginning. Really like how the game talks to you with some humor, and how the game sort of develops from jumping on everyone to kill and collect items, to sidequests en talking to people for some background information and random chats. But most of all did the game keep me busy and wanting me to keep going and explore yet another room which you just happen to find, even though it's late and you should go to bed. Not many adventure games have this ability, so it's definitely one of my favorites.

March 8th, 2011 at 10:20 pm Dart says:

I can't get out of the house I have the keys and went in to all the rooms and got everything and got the coins and still can't Leave!

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March 7th, 2011 at 4:23 pm RJ says:

I played it through once and got the "good" ending (77%). If I'd collected a few more tips before the final level, I might have done better. All in all, it was a fun game. Clarence probably needs extensive psychotherapy to figure out why he's avoided intimacy all these years, but "Clarence's Big Analysis" doesn't sound quite as interesting.

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March 6th, 2011 at 3:28 am Willjones09 says:

Great game. Reminded me of the Robot wants ___ games. Go Clarence, we believe in you!

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March 5th, 2011 at 9:56 pm Jeihot says:

I cannot believe I played this... for like, hours and stuff... until I entered the "INTERNET" (with quotes). That was simply too much.

March 3rd, 2011 at 2:51 pm Mick says:

It's a little like a Chris Chan simulator.

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March 3rd, 2011 at 1:15 pm thenoobbomb says:

Clarence is changing.. a nice game

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