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Burrito Bison
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The moral of the story is: nothing good ever happens at geographical locations that contain the word candy.

You: Admin, you are lame and we hate you for posting two upgrade games in a row. Also, we never read your intros.

34 Littlegrey Comments:

August 13th, 2012 at 9:00 pm NazgulTuga says:

Best time 01:00:60

April 27th, 2012 at 3:44 pm Jwazz says:

Best time 00:59:10

January 30th, 2012 at 7:02 pm Mike says:

57:20 Beat That

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March 30th, 2011 at 1:51 pm monkey_turd6 says:

This whole thing just seems cruel if you play the gummy bear song in the background

March 1st, 2011 at 12:34 am anon says:

Best time 58:60.

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February 26th, 2011 at 9:34 pm Charlie_chuck says:

1:17:20 personal best now i just have to max everything out

February 26th, 2011 at 5:08 pm says:

Best time 58:70

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February 25th, 2011 at 9:53 pm shawnsation says:

I actually enjoyed this game!

February 23rd, 2011 at 11:17 am JP says:

1.00.90 - WHOO! - fun game!

February 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 pm nobody says:

best score: 1.03.96!!

February 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 am binaris says:


no cops, 3 gliders and a rocket in a row

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February 21st, 2011 at 7:32 pm Cmotz says:

better time now. :)

February 21st, 2011 at 4:11 pm RUSTYTROMBONEPIG says:

Best time 01:08:20

February 21st, 2011 at 3:45 am Impedimus says:

Hey, I just managed a 1min 6sec run on this game at
check it out. (I also have many other gameplays of various games)

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February 21st, 2011 at 3:31 am Whineytugboat says:

Aw yeah 01:02:00 best

February 21st, 2011 at 1:21 am Mick says:

I dunno why, but apperently 'Bison themed luchador vs. gummibears' seems to be a winning formula.

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February 21st, 2011 at 12:58 am felis20 says:

Beating this game is what clued me into the fact that I must be addicted to internet games.

I mean, how else can I reasonably try to explain spending over an hour on this, the game equivalent of a bad acid trip?

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February 20th, 2011 at 11:53 pm Cmotz says:

I got a 1.10.50.. so far as my best.

February 20th, 2011 at 10:07 pm ???????????????? says:

We're going to candy mountain charlie! It's going to be an-*WHOOSH*
Charlie:what was that?

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February 20th, 2011 at 7:56 pm Dutchie says:

Best: 1.06.50

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February 20th, 2011 at 4:54 pm Wheelnut says:
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February 20th, 2011 at 12:18 pm Batsink says:

Another way to cross the border... Burrito Bison, come on! It's obvious!

February 19th, 2011 at 11:24 pm Jade says:

One of the better upgrade games I've played. And nothing gives me more happiness in life than using up all of my stomp things right away to go as fast as I possibly can and then going "WARP SPEEEEEEEED" like the lifeless dork I am.

I enjoy this game greatly.

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February 19th, 2011 at 9:47 pm Dune says:

I must agree, I love admin's intros. They are amazing

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February 19th, 2011 at 4:33 pm J. Woher says:

Yes the intro's are great btw. Same as duck; I began to follow this site because of the daily posts of a game and a video, and the intro's made by Admin. And they still enjoy me every day. :)

February 19th, 2011 at 7:53 am ... says:

WTF REALLY? I finally get a bubble right at the end, fly into the clouds, smash down in fiery vengeance... straight into the glass door... YET IT DOESN'T BREAK!!! fml

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February 19th, 2011 at 1:12 am Mart says:

The real question is: Does the admin read OUR comments?

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February 18th, 2011 at 9:03 pm Mart says:

I don't read the intros and I never laugh at what's written. Why the hell I'm I writing about intros again...???

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February 18th, 2011 at 8:29 pm duckwariorrandom says:

Actually the intros make this site. Seriously that's why I started coming here and that's why I stay here. I really don't play the games too often, but I sure as hell always read the intros.

February 18th, 2011 at 7:54 pm Greenflame says:

The way the green gummies walk, they look almost like zombies...
Why hasn't Angry Husky dealt with this?! Has he finally allowed Admin to post anything relating to zombies freely?!

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February 18th, 2011 at 5:43 pm nika says:

The idea for this game came to life when someone was either consuming illegal substances, or waking up from general narcosis.
There's no other explanation for making a game about a guy with bison head getting kidnapped by a bag of candy and taken into a gummy bear version of ancient Rome.

February 18th, 2011 at 5:20 pm RUSTYTROMBONEPIG says:

Best time 01:09:60

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February 18th, 2011 at 2:53 pm J. Woher says:

Game is great. Like this one better than the previous. It's just so random, bouncing on gummies. Played it through while there were many upgrades left to buy.

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February 18th, 2011 at 1:25 pm Mario_Man says:

Don't worry Admin, I always read your intros. Even if the actual game sucks.

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