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Arachnophiles: Lovers Of The Unlovable

Having been known to peeiek at the sight of even the smallest house spider, I consider myself just about everything but an “arachnophile”. Today’s article (by guest writer dizrali), delves into the psyche of these outcasts of humanity.

peeiek (verb) – to simultaneously pee ones pants and shriek like an 8-year girl.

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September 14th, 2014 at 3:10 am Jason Liu says:

Where can I find this tape? I want to see it. By your standards I'm an arachnophile, but only with tarantulas.

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July 1st, 2013 at 1:05 pm cynnicysm says:

wait..it's your skeleton?! how the hell are you typing?! YOU NEED MUSCLES TO TYPE!!

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June 30th, 2013 at 8:16 am nika says:

Wow, you're gonna have a busy day: http://goo.gl/YS7A0

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June 30th, 2013 at 2:04 am Sandy Love says:

I believe you have a picture of mine from my website. You have not asked for permission to use this picture. This is the page that this was on: http://www.digyourowngrave.com/arachnophiles-lovers-of-the-unlovable/

It is the picture of the skeleton. It is my own skeleton. Please remove and let me know when you have.

Thank you,
Sandy Love
sandy@all-about-halloween.com

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March 31st, 2011 at 1:29 am Unkown says:

Can we get the video? Morbid Curiosity demands it.

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March 30th, 2011 at 11:32 pm Nebonit says:

Forgot to mention. By his standards i'm a arachnophile.

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March 30th, 2011 at 11:26 pm Nebonit says:

"In Australia this number is multiplied by 6 and at least 90 percent of them have the capacity to either kill you or turn you into a mumbling excrement factory for the rest of your life."

I WIN AGAIN!

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March 30th, 2011 at 8:22 pm bastian_1343 says:

Spiders make me angry.

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March 30th, 2011 at 6:43 pm Jeihot says:

If you are not an arachnophylist... then who created
that spider game?

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March 30th, 2011 at 5:12 pm dilweed68 says:

Nice article, it was very well written, but i still don't care for spiders or having oneon my face.

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March 30th, 2011 at 2:33 pm nika says:

Article is awesome, even though I never quite understood the fear of spiders/snakes/*insert generic phobia*- but then again, it's hard to understand something you can't experience yourself..
I just don't find spiders that interesting- unlike centipedes or mantises they are pretty dull to keep and watch in daily rituals.

Also, ecdysozoa is not a family- it's superphylum. :P

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March 30th, 2011 at 1:40 pm Letchey says:

Haha great article. Nice shout out!

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March 30th, 2011 at 12:57 pm cynnicysm says:

i cant actually look at that photo without shuddering a little. it makes me want to flee.

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March 30th, 2011 at 12:28 pm J. Woher says:

Can only say that there are people of any kind, so also some who seem to have a bid of a unhealthy relationship when it comes to arachnids. I, for myself, have always liked insects (and the ecdysozoansfamily in total more than mammals. They are simply way more interesting. One must fear them, since they can kill you hurt you easily, and we can't get them tamed. Their numbers are massive, and yet they are unnoticed most of the time.
Story was well written, Dizrali, but please have a little bid more compasion with these fascinating creatures, and people who admire them, and let them have intimate rituals on their face ;P.

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