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Turbo Santa
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In Soviet Russia santa writes *YOU* a letter, and it’s a letter full of accusations, threats, and resentment towards your lifestyle. It also frequently mentions your mother in bizarre contexts I’d rather not elaborate on, and it reeks of half-digested Skyy Vodka.

17 Littlegrey Comments:

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December 23rd, 2010 at 10:04 pm dabubba says:

this was amuzeing......had a few downsides though

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December 19th, 2010 at 8:31 pm grimreaper says:

Mine was 58,768...

Oh and another note. The fat, naked smoking Santa....is how I imagine Admin.

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December 19th, 2010 at 8:28 pm grimreaper says:

wow. At first I was impressed by my *amazing* long length of a little over 50000. Then I saw these.

http://www.bubblebox.com/highscores/1966.htm

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December 19th, 2010 at 6:22 pm Jade says:

This is really entertaining, but it would be nice if there were more upgrades. Also, I kind of wish the first music played throughout the entire game.

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December 19th, 2010 at 10:26 am The Gamer From Hell says:

Ok. Tnx nika:)

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December 18th, 2010 at 12:41 pm nika says:

BBCode works in forums, DYOG comments have only HTML enabled.

It's not that hard:

http://www.w3schools.com/Html/html_examples.asp

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December 18th, 2010 at 12:00 pm The Gamer From Hell says:

@nika HTML, BBCode or both? Because, i am having a much easier time doing BBCode than HTML code.

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December 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am nika says:

I'm sure Admin will fix it as soon as he wakes up in all his pantsless glory.

For posting links in the comments on DYOG you have to use HTML code:

Toss The Turtle

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December 18th, 2010 at 10:43 am The Gamer From Hell says:

Woops, sry about that mistake in the code. Admin, or someone with admin rights, would you mind editing it so the code looks allright? Thanks:)

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December 18th, 2010 at 10:19 am The Gamer From Hell says:

For some reason i like those "toss-and-upgrade" games a lot. Though my all time favorite will forever be Toss The Turtle

I sure do hope i got that BBcode right...

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December 18th, 2010 at 2:25 am boomboomboom says:

i guess i got really lucky, but i got only a little less than half the upgrades and got all the way to 150k..

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December 17th, 2010 at 7:35 pm AdamBoy says:

Good game... completed in 10 min tho :/

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December 17th, 2010 at 7:07 pm thenoobbomb says:

after naked santa, the music does it. awesome^^

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December 17th, 2010 at 4:38 pm der_kluge says:

Easier than yesterday's game. Holy cow.

Max distance: 262,387

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December 17th, 2010 at 4:18 pm Wman says:

yes, yes it was worth it

And shut up aku

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December 17th, 2010 at 4:15 pm nika says:

I just paid a lot of money to get Santa naked. It was worth it.

Also, I have to assume that in Soviet Russia *you* bring presents to santa- that must suck.

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December 17th, 2010 at 1:13 pm Aku12 says:

THIS IS FUN!!!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA MUDKIP LIKES YOU!!!

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