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Walking while texting can be hazardous to one’s health… and shoes.

24 Littlegrey Comments:

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June 28th, 2010 at 12:26 am Whys says:

Turtleboy412, I like your thinking. But I vote neon yellow.

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May 31st, 2010 at 12:46 am your face says:

big ole bastud says:
"stop making fun of her guys, she was just having a 'crappy' day... Hahaha!"

I say: its funny, she got covered in **** and she lost a shoe, that is what happens when you text and walk like a dip**** LOLOL 2 thumbs up ! :p lolulolulolul

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May 15th, 2010 at 1:26 am RMabee says:

I think the better way to solve this problem is to force every teenager, by law, who is walking on sidewalks to have a buddy with them to watch out for danger from above and below when the other is texting; and they are not allowed to be on the sidewalk without one. Oh yeah and they have to be holding hands or a 500$ fine.

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May 14th, 2010 at 5:08 pm Turtleboy412 says:

Wouldn't it be better to make the inside of the manhole neon green?

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May 7th, 2010 at 10:20 pm wyse says:

This family is ridiculous. That said, a person just walking could rather easily fall in to an open manhole. The problem is that we don't expect them to be open, and thus don't pay much attention to them. Couple that with the fact that the dark expanse of an open manhole looks quite similar to a dark manhole cover, and you have an injury waiting to happen. Maybe manhole covers should be neon green so that we'll notice when they're missing.

The workers should have put the cones out first.

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May 7th, 2010 at 10:08 pm Jeihot says:

"I got hurt, ya know"...
oh REALLY??

and goldfish, yeah, I can picture her friend doing exactly that

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May 7th, 2010 at 8:44 pm Stinky Sewer Boy says:

Well to her credit she used "Regardless" correctly and didn't say irregardless which isn't even a word.

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May 7th, 2010 at 4:57 pm me_goldfish says:

oh and wheelnut, I bet her friend was standing next to the hole, having seen it, laughing their ass off.

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May 7th, 2010 at 4:52 pm me_goldfish says:

....if the sewer had been closed she would have tripped over the cones...

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May 7th, 2010 at 4:13 pm Wheelnut says:

They're saying: "She was walking with a friend", so what was that friend doing at the time?

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May 7th, 2010 at 12:47 am Sanitaw says:

You know Kazuma, I can't agree with you more...you need to be a city judge!

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May 6th, 2010 at 11:05 pm TopMonkey says:

You know Whys, I can't agree with you more...you need to be a city manager!

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May 6th, 2010 at 9:06 pm kazuma says:

if I was a judge, this would be my ruling

workers, next time put cones out BEFORE opening up the manholes

Girl, don't text and walk, if you can't pay attention, just stop, write the text, then continue on your way

then I would fine the girl for texting and walking :P (jk)

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May 6th, 2010 at 8:11 pm Whys says:

The problem isn't human stupidity. Humans have always been stupid. It's merely a logistics issue. A headset view screen with augmented reality not only would have kept her looking up, but could have even alerted her to the danger, automatically sent a notice to the city's streets and sewer department, and provided a list of nearby dry cleaners, shoe stores, and law firms.

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May 6th, 2010 at 6:55 pm failedassassin says:

Next thing you know they sue cars for being fast, when a girl walks into one while texting.

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May 6th, 2010 at 6:31 pm sir colton says:

God she's dumb.

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May 6th, 2010 at 5:24 pm 10electro01 says:

Awareness fail.

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May 6th, 2010 at 5:08 pm FordMan says:

Ha! That chicks an idiot.

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May 6th, 2010 at 2:05 pm MR POOPIES says:

"The family may sue the city, medical bills are mounting, and Alexa lost one shoe."
I laughed out loud.
I'm convinced that the reporter is taking the piss out of them:
"Everything was dark and smelly."
"Do you want that shoe back?"

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May 6th, 2010 at 1:54 pm TopMonkey says:

"Uh...Regartless of wedder I was texting..." Heaven forbid she should chew gum at the same time!

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May 6th, 2010 at 12:30 pm Big Ole Bastud says:

Stop making fun of her guys, she was just having a 'crappy' day... Hahaha!

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May 6th, 2010 at 11:48 am cynnicysm says:

Mind...overloaded...stupidity...oh...oh god

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May 6th, 2010 at 9:41 am Blaah Blaah says:

"Suddenly, everything was dark and smelly"

I think this is the funniest news report ever.

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May 6th, 2010 at 9:37 am zombie from hell says:

Darwin - Teen Girl
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