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Run, Jesus Run!
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Everyone knows I always try to post holiday themed games. For instance on Christmas I’ll post a game about the baby Jesus. So for the Fourth of July I’m posting a game about our country’s founding father, the baby Jesus. What can I say, I love the baby Jesus. And hookers. Can’t forget about the hookers.

20 Littlegrey Comments:

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August 28th, 2010 at 9:48 pm []D [] []\/[] []D says:

no lly, not at all

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August 28th, 2010 at 9:38 pm Ilythiiri says:

After spending way too much time I finally beat this. Hour and a half well spent?

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July 17th, 2010 at 1:13 am sprikks says:

if u die u win but if u don't die u lose.

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July 15th, 2010 at 4:43 am !Faust! says:

This game sucked.

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July 14th, 2010 at 1:14 pm ey? says:

@Whys - No one cares

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July 9th, 2010 at 4:48 pm Bexadecimal says:

So awesome and addicting

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July 8th, 2010 at 5:21 pm Pondcreature says:

I love this game!

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July 8th, 2010 at 3:31 am jwolf says:

Jesus Christ what a fun game.

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July 6th, 2010 at 7:48 pm Whys says:

Every couple of centuries the Pope gets to reshuffle which stories do and don't show up in the bible. Once there was a story of Jesus as a child making pigeons from beach sand. Another child complained that Jesus was creating life on a Sunday and that child fell dead. No one was alarmed, as this sort of thing happened everywhere Jesus went.

I spent 4 years in a Jesuit highschool as the resident atheist and dated the morality teacher's daughter. I think it's a story worthy of inclusion. When's the next shuffle?

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July 6th, 2010 at 2:11 am Metzington says:

They should teach the gospel like this. That way my attention span of ten seconds could handle th...... why am I here again?

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July 5th, 2010 at 8:24 pm Jeihot says:

@hawk222 Doing all the miracles (are you leaving some behind?) having at least a couple of second left, maybe

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July 5th, 2010 at 6:14 pm hawk222 says:

How do you get all 12 apostles at the end?

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July 5th, 2010 at 5:46 pm SardinesAreGross says:

10 seconds game. 10 seconds filled with Jesus Stuff.. It's like the bible, but MUCH shorter.

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July 5th, 2010 at 5:32 pm Inferno959 says:

Only ten seconds and definitely one of the best games I've played on DYOG.....or anywhere for that matter.

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July 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm 1supercosmic says:

this was great for the time spent playing.

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July 5th, 2010 at 3:19 pm Jeihot says:

Continue? 3 days later YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

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July 5th, 2010 at 3:10 pm Jeihot says:

What the heaven?

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July 5th, 2010 at 2:18 pm The Echo of Death says:

Awesome best 10 second 8-bit in a while. Loved it.

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July 5th, 2010 at 12:18 pm nika says:

Oh the awesome blasphemy.

*buys a new bikini for Burning Sulfur Lakes trip*

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July 5th, 2010 at 12:04 pm Nazer says:

hahaha, that's great to wake up to

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