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Petey Greene – Watermelon Aficionado
categories: Crazy, Funny, Videos

An impassioned plea to put a twang of salt on your sweet melon. Just a twang!

9 Littlegrey Comments:

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March 26th, 2010 at 5:01 am Whys says:

Public access much?

I love watermelon and this man is a sage.

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March 25th, 2010 at 10:45 am TopMonkey says:


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March 25th, 2010 at 10:43 am TopMonkey says:

Mort, Mort, Mort...this video isn't about watermellon...*slurp* chomp's about being who you *slurp* chomp ...who you are, inside, as a's a metaphor *slurp* for how people *slurp* chomp...opress themselves man, for what they perceive *mmmmmmm, slurp, that good* to be criticism from others...dig it?

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:56 pm Mart says:

I hate watermelon. I don't like watching some a**hole talking about watermeton. I don't really care about this video.

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March 24th, 2010 at 1:23 pm TopMonkey says:

Point well taken chewbaka, point well taken

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March 24th, 2010 at 12:34 pm chewbaka says:

I think I may run into trouble at work if someone saw me watching a black man eat watermelon while lmao.

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March 24th, 2010 at 10:51 am TopMonkey says:

I would have sworn this had been on DYOG before...
Anyway...I really laughed at the captions...
I didn't think about the NSFW part because I use ear buds I just worry about visuals...

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March 24th, 2010 at 10:17 am crashnburn says:

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

March 24th, 2010 at 9:46 am cynnicysm says:

ralph "petey" greene is a tiny bit NSFW, just in case you guys watch it at work. not a whole lot, its just that petey likes to drop the n-bomb on occasion

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