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Papa’s Burgeria
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The latest opinion polls show that most of you fruitcakes want to be exactly like your beloved Admin: winner of the Nobel Prize in 4 categories, Calvin Klein underwear model, Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt, and super-deluxe lover. But just in case things don’t work out for you, here’s a chance to practice an alternate career.

DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
Gold Medal 1. Seto Kaiba 296,522
Silver Medal 2. Klannad 281,616
Bronze Medal 3. Derran.M 246,828
4. LoneTyger 169,844
5. docma 86,492
6. jweiss09 59,615
7. Topaz-eyes 53,116
8. The Silent Scream 41,930
9. dodofuzzic 37,166
10. yoyo502 28,369
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22 Littlegrey Comments:

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April 3rd, 2011 at 6:36 am Seto Kaiba says:

I think people misunderstood admin int he description. The reason there is no fourth nobel prize category listed is because he wasn't listing the nobel prizes he had won, just things about him that we wish were true about us.

January 10th, 2011 at 11:51 pm herp derrrrrrrr says:

ok in the description... in 4 categories? you named 3 and i am scared for my life

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December 24th, 2010 at 7:10 am Seto Kaiba says:

I see the challenge is still on after all.

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December 23rd, 2010 at 7:05 am Seto Kaiba says:

@Derran.M A battle for what? Second place? :3

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December 19th, 2010 at 8:42 pm Derran.M says:

@dabubba - based on your skill with English grammar and sentence structure, I'd say that sounds about appropriate to your daily life! LMAO

@Seto - looks like we got a battle going on here ... muahahaha

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December 19th, 2010 at 2:52 am dabubba says:

this game is fun to show kids what happens when u dont graduate so have fun and grill and stack and get low tips that suck....

December 16th, 2010 at 3:09 pm death will come to those who dont believe says:

This game is so kool i play this game all the time i played it for hours.

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December 15th, 2010 at 3:00 am The Silent Scream says:

haha,sounds like a sick gig. :)
and yeah, I give up on beating you, and apparently everyone else who replaced me. not enough time for this. lmfao

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December 13th, 2010 at 4:21 am Seto Kaiba says:

@Silent Scream: I work the overnight shift at a hotel. Not much happens and I get that which I need to get done pretty quickly so I have a few hours where I can work on this. Also, I kinda enjoy these games (Strange since I don't have time management skills irl)

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December 12th, 2010 at 8:26 pm Jeihot says:

@Seto yeah I did not make myself clear too. And I give up beating you, man, really, man...

December 12th, 2010 at 5:07 pm The Silent Scream says:

dude,wow... seto, just out of curiosity, how long did that take you? lol, because mine took a couple hours... i admire your single-minded determination for a high score. ;P

December 12th, 2010 at 2:15 pm says:

why does my file get deleted when i go to another page?

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December 12th, 2010 at 11:20 am Seto Kaiba says:

Jeihot, I just figured out what you thought I was saying. When I said the "50%/50%" I was refering to the percentages displayed by the temperature gauge that tell what percentage of the burger has recieved cooking. The second part of what I said "cook it on one side till the meter is at 3 o'clock then flip and cook till it is at 6 o'clock". 3 and 6 on the gauge would both be the 25% you were thinking of. Sorry about the confusion.

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December 11th, 2010 at 6:07 am Seto Kaiba says:

@Jeihot If that works for you, great. I've been getting 98-100% on my grilling doing as the tutorial said so I'm sticking with that. :)

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December 11th, 2010 at 12:20 am der_kluge says:

This is a really time-consuming game. I need to quit my job just to flip virtual burgers.

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December 10th, 2010 at 5:45 pm Jeihot says:

@Seto Nope. To get it medium, grill 25% on one side, 25% on the other.

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December 10th, 2010 at 12:54 pm Cicharra says:

Thanks Seto, I figured it out the next time I played it. . . I was looking at the thermometer...

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December 10th, 2010 at 8:19 am Seto Kaiba says:

@Cicharra When grilling, the goal is to get the numbers to 50%/50% so cook it on one side till the meter is at 3 o'clock then flip and cook till it is at 6 o'clock. That's how I've been doing and my grilling has been 98-100%.

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December 10th, 2010 at 3:29 am Nebonit says:

I don't like this game just because of how many times i had to watch an ad, after each day it gets rather annoying.

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December 10th, 2010 at 12:51 am Cicharra says:

I'm not quite grasping the grilling method. for a medium well burger, are we supposed to cook it until its yellow on one side, then flip it until its 50% top and bottom? or are we supposed to grill it until its green then flip it?

December 9th, 2010 at 8:08 pm Naruga says:

What's the fourth category?

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December 9th, 2010 at 4:15 pm SardinesAreGross says:

I really love this game.. It both envolves stacking, as well as grilling and order-taking... Basically everything you'll ever need!

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