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If any of you Brits are confused by what this game is, the title translated into proper British would be, “Queue Simulator, pip pip cheerio fish n’ chips Margret Thatcher pint of ale”.

53 Littlegrey Comments:

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September 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 am Zyphiridon says:

okay, what the heck, ten minutes of my life was spent on this...... and I have to admit, it was a pretty good 10 minutes.

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July 17th, 2010 at 3:28 am aldo sanchez says:

how do you pass the emo.

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June 20th, 2010 at 8:01 pm Resident Hussar says:

Hawk222 lies. You can't get all the collectables before arriving to the emo kid. I got the last ones while battling with the nerd guy.

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June 20th, 2010 at 2:41 pm v-hope says:

ok so give burger to first guy, use the stick for lazer duel for the next one, pour the vomit from the first guy on the next,use the glove to strangle the next one, then use the glove again to dig in the trash for the razer and give it to the emo kid, the pick up the gum chew it and it gets in the girls hair, the use the stick to make a hole in the tent, take his glasses and beat him with the chair DONE

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June 16th, 2010 at 4:55 pm lewis01 says:

How do you get past the third guy.

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June 5th, 2010 at 8:52 pm qwerty says:

How do you get the razor out of the garbage can?

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June 5th, 2010 at 8:28 pm miss talkitive says:

I BEAT THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 27th, 2010 at 11:08 am kyle says:

How do you get to the emo guy.

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May 12th, 2010 at 5:55 pm Ninjakitty says:

How the heck do you get the razor???!!!

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May 6th, 2010 at 2:20 pm seth says:

can't get passed that ******* G!RL

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April 28th, 2010 at 8:12 pm DJ says:

How do you get past the guy befor the girl in the chair?

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April 17th, 2010 at 3:13 am verrel says:

I know how to beat the last guy all you do is take the chair then take the glasses and then use the chair to hit his head

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April 13th, 2010 at 3:08 pm GORGE says:

where is the razor??????????????????

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March 30th, 2010 at 10:57 pm rockpop says:

the razor blade is in the trash can...its for the emo guy to cut himself

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March 29th, 2010 at 10:45 pm doomsday5 says:

wheres the damn razor??????????????????

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March 29th, 2010 at 8:34 pm killer$$ says:

to get past the girl in the chair eat the pink thing.and to get past the guy before the girl in the chair use the glove on the trash can and pick the razer.

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March 27th, 2010 at 7:55 pm - - Chaotic Neutral - - says:

I feel your pain.
I thought maybe that stick of gum or whatever the hell that pink thing is would interest him, but no...

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March 27th, 2010 at 7:25 pm *Kingdom Hearts* says:

I cant get passed the guy thats right before the girl in the chair

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March 23rd, 2010 at 11:57 am BRIAN says:

cool but so easy.

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March 22nd, 2010 at 10:47 pm Jeihot says:

The first level? Really? Come on man, just give him the sandwich

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March 22nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm motormouth1900 says:

how do you pass the dude in the first level.

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March 20th, 2010 at 12:21 am cookie says:

enjoyed....but fer shure could have been a bit more challenging.

still entertaining though~~

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March 18th, 2010 at 7:22 pm hawk222 says:

I couldn't get the glasses off the guy (no matter how many times I clicked), but while trying the game again, I found a new way to win.

If you collect all of the collectibles by the time you get to the emo kid, then get the razor blade out of the trash, the dino egg from the beginning of the game will appear, hatch, and produce a massive dinosaur which crushes the remaining three people. You win.

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March 18th, 2010 at 9:06 am Davebei says:

you Americans go around saying howdy can i have cheese with that.
we dont say this "english" rubbish.

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March 17th, 2010 at 8:01 pm Administrator says:

Is "wasy" a British expression?

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March 17th, 2010 at 7:54 pm little grey says:

I finished it :D

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March 17th, 2010 at 7:06 pm jazzy348 says:

That was way to wasy

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March 17th, 2010 at 6:56 pm jazzy348 says:

I find the comment about this game very offence to me! But who cares, im british!

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March 17th, 2010 at 5:12 pm dotdot! says:

how do we .. Pass that annoying boy in First Level ? .. Can't do nothing ! [n] :p

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March 17th, 2010 at 5:07 am RJ says:

#17 He's wicked pissed he can't move the dink in the chair.

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March 17th, 2010 at 2:39 am >--(Jessica \/ Ngo )--> says:

@hawk222
Ahh, the wonders of tab and enter (collectibles)
Bubblegum? In long hair? Not fun, now if only you had a piece of bubblegum...and then just happenned to put it on your person to chew so they could blow a bubble and mess the girl's hair up...If only.

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March 16th, 2010 at 8:36 pm hawk222 says:

I can't move the guy in the chair. All I have left is the stick, because I gave the first guy the burger, fought the second guy with the stick, dumped the puke on the next guy, used the glove to choke the next guy, used the glove to reach into the trash and give the razor blade to the emo guy, and now I'm stuck. I have 13/20 collectibles, so I'd really like to finish...

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March 16th, 2010 at 4:00 pm Whys says:

Ahhh... nothing like those old Apple II graphics.

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March 16th, 2010 at 11:55 am Wheelnut says:

The world needs more of these games :P
I had some difficulty removing the person in the chair, until I found out that it was MY gum!

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March 16th, 2010 at 8:59 am Syn says:

arff !! Where are his glasses ? plz

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March 16th, 2010 at 5:51 am Jon Cake says:

GUYS! The theme is the Blades of Steel second-intermission music! I just **** myself.

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March 16th, 2010 at 4:17 am Administrator says:

#13, I don't think I've heard someone call someone else a dink for at least 20 years.

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March 16th, 2010 at 2:06 am Jeihot says:

yeah I noticed that too... so, for that, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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March 16th, 2010 at 1:31 am thepara says:

Only 11/20 collectibles? Where's the other 9?

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March 16th, 2010 at 12:08 am RANCOR says:

There weren't any glasses on the dude in the chair.

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March 15th, 2010 at 11:10 pm says:

How do I get past the dink in the chair?

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March 15th, 2010 at 9:51 pm taylor b says:

Take his glasses then take the chair and click on him.

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March 15th, 2010 at 9:21 pm Serg says:

How do i get rid of that guy sitting on the chair in front of this tent thing?

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March 15th, 2010 at 8:29 pm Sam_fool says:

i could not figure out how to beat the nerd
TAKE THE GLASSES

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March 15th, 2010 at 8:16 pm JohnnyBeatMeat says:

Epic Batlle wasn't too epic. Fun game though. I didn't understand what to do until I went on a clicking spree.

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March 15th, 2010 at 6:11 pm Jeihot says:

SPOILER!!! kind of

For the emo, look on the trash with your glove for a hint.
For the nerd, the pink thing on the floor is gum... I like gum.
For the epic, taking the glass off made it really easy.

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March 15th, 2010 at 5:12 pm CouchDestroyer says:

@RES HUS it took me a while and maybe a little luck but you have to take the nerds glasses and then beat him with the chair

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March 15th, 2010 at 3:58 pm Resident Hussar says:

There's a nerd blocking me in this epic battle... and I only have a chair. Can't I just beat him with it and go on?

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March 15th, 2010 at 1:12 pm Dominic says:

The epic battle is just too epic for me... I think i need to lie down.

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March 15th, 2010 at 12:09 pm Metzington says:

The game just brings up a screen that says "Failed to load C", and the load bar stops about 4/5 of the way to the end.

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March 15th, 2010 at 11:03 am excelsior501 says:

how do you beat the emo kid?

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March 15th, 2010 at 10:07 am Serg says:

how do i bring up all collected items? i only see 3 outa 6...

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March 15th, 2010 at 9:45 am Teflon Monkey says:

I would never mention Margaret Thatcher and a pint of ale in the same sentence. Oshi-

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