RSS Icon
Digital Drugs
categories: Videos

A prerequisite for being a news reporter these days must be mental retardation.
(Yeah, the audio’s not in sync, but this is the news station’s official Youtube channel. I think this lends evidence to my theory.)

19 Littlegrey Comments:

19 Avatar
August 14th, 2010 at 7:52 am felis20 says:

"Remember when you could buy chocolate cigarettes? Cigarettes for kids! Now *that* was messed up."

...Though I agree that chocolate cigarettes were, and are, messed up, I'd like to remind you that there was also a time when kids smoked *actual* cigarettes (in Indonesia, that time is now).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/worldagenda/2010/07/100721_indonesiatobacco.shtml

18 Avatar
July 25th, 2010 at 11:50 am Whys says:

jfull, sure it does. Any sound at all will alter your brain waves from reacting to silence to reacting to sound. Tada! Brainwaves "altered". :]

More seriously tho, powerful magnets have been used successfully to alter brainwaves. So maybe if you put your head close enough to the speaker magnet... :p

17
July 24th, 2010 at 8:29 pm jfull says:

"uses two tone technology to alter your brainwaves"

That kind of effing technology doesn't even exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Avatar
 
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:06 pm Teflon Monkey says:
15 Avatar
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:24 am Whys says:

Remember when you could buy chocolate cigarettes? Cigarettes for kids! Now *that* was messed up.

14
July 22nd, 2010 at 5:50 pm tallon says:

this is a joke right?

13 Avatar
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:49 pm TopMonkey says:

jwolf, you are so right!

12 Avatar
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:07 pm jwolf says:

This video reinforces the idea that the news media will unskillfully report on literally anything that will hopefully cause panic and mayhem, in order to get ratings.

11 Avatar
July 22nd, 2010 at 6:37 am tepest says:

i've tried them at school. twas funny. one of our video classes did a documentary on them. some kids reacted. some didn't. bascially it made me tired, bored and sleepy. and hungry.

10
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:43 am staticnapkin says:

haha look at the clock at 2:07
ironic?

9 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 8:01 pm Whys says:

And if you play it backwards, you can hear sounds with your mind.

8 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 6:11 pm wyse says:

My understanding is that at best it can confuse your equilibrium and make you feel dizzy. The same can be done with an office chair.

7 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 6:08 pm tsenaku says:

I don't even...

6 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 5:10 pm Metzington says:

I have a friend that swears it works. He let my try it, and I felt no effects other than a pounding headache.

5 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 5:02 pm Nileze® says:

ahh damn you and your report topmonkey, i still hope it works.
that could've been a much cheaper way to get high=(

4 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 5:02 pm 1supercosmic says:

TECHNOLOGY'S THE DEVIL but really these guys crazy!

3 Avatar
 
July 21st, 2010 at 1:46 pm Dutchie says:

i'm pretty sure that if this comes in the news more often , more people are going to use it (in the case it acually works , offcourse..)

2
July 21st, 2010 at 1:06 pm cynnicysm says:

im almost positive this is all just ridiculous trolling that idiotic news channels picked up on as "Real" because, let's face it, the news media is terrible at everything.

1 Avatar
July 21st, 2010 at 12:17 pm TopMonkey says:

I just read a report on this yesterday...(are you spying on me)...and they did brain wave scans that showed the sounds actually did nothing. It was all based on a psychological placebo. In other words, Jedi mind-tricks work on these weak minded fools...

Leave a Comment:
Please read our Rules on Commenting. Comments that break the rules are subject to removal.
Did you know that you can use your Dig Your Own Grave account to chat in The Forums?


WARNING: unregistered user's comments may be held for moderation before being posted. Registered user's comments do not require moderation.