A prerequisite for being a news reporter these days must be mental retardation.
(Yeah, the audio’s not in sync, but this is the news station’s official Youtube channel. I think this lends evidence to my theory.)
19 Littlegrey Comments:
"Remember when you could buy chocolate cigarettes? Cigarettes for kids! Now *that* was messed up."
...Though I agree that chocolate cigarettes were, and are, messed up, I'd like to remind you that there was also a time when kids smoked *actual* cigarettes (in Indonesia, that time is now).
jfull, sure it does. Any sound at all will alter your brain waves from reacting to silence to reacting to sound. Tada! Brainwaves "altered". :]
More seriously tho, powerful magnets have been used successfully to alter brainwaves. So maybe if you put your head close enough to the speaker magnet... :p
"uses two tone technology to alter your brainwaves"
That kind of effing technology doesn't even exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's here too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1296282/I-dosing-How-teenagers-getting-digitally-high-music-download-internet.html
Remember when you could buy chocolate cigarettes? Cigarettes for kids! Now *that* was messed up.
this is a joke right?
jwolf, you are so right!
This video reinforces the idea that the news media will unskillfully report on literally anything that will hopefully cause panic and mayhem, in order to get ratings.
i've tried them at school. twas funny. one of our video classes did a documentary on them. some kids reacted. some didn't. bascially it made me tired, bored and sleepy. and hungry.
haha look at the clock at 2:07
And if you play it backwards, you can hear sounds with your mind.
My understanding is that at best it can confuse your equilibrium and make you feel dizzy. The same can be done with an office chair.
I don't even...
I have a friend that swears it works. He let my try it, and I felt no effects other than a pounding headache.
ahh damn you and your report topmonkey, i still hope it works.
that could've been a much cheaper way to get high=(
TECHNOLOGY'S THE DEVIL but really these guys crazy!
i'm pretty sure that if this comes in the news more often , more people are going to use it (in the case it acually works , offcourse..)
im almost positive this is all just ridiculous trolling that idiotic news channels picked up on as "Real" because, let's face it, the news media is terrible at everything.
I just read a report on this yesterday...(are you spying on me)...and they did brain wave scans that showed the sounds actually did nothing. It was all based on a psychological placebo. In other words, Jedi mind-tricks work on these weak minded fools...
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