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I always find it amusing how prisons these days provide actual food. When I served time in a Russian gulag after getting caught spying for the US during the Cold War, we had to eat rats and dust balls, washed down with a refreshing cup of toilet water. On Sundays we’d get chocolate donuts with coconut sprinkles. Except I think the sprinkles were actually fingernail clippings. And the chocolate donut… *shivers*

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September 16th, 2010 at 2:09 am FuyumiAya says:

Actually Zombies, all I've said is truth (to the best of my memory) and I have toured Louisiana State Penitentiary (aka Angola prison) last year for my friend's college trip. ...the irony is that it was really pretty.

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September 15th, 2010 at 1:21 am Potato Famine says:

Ironically, I read these comments whilst in only boxers. Be jealous, admin.

September 14th, 2010 at 9:10 pm ProfBob says:

I should take off my pants.

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September 14th, 2010 at 8:50 pm the magic bus says:

well all i have to say is how old is admin.because now all his comments about no pants Wednesday make me think of an old guy in a retirement home at the computer and all the nurse's are telling him to put his pants on when all the elderly lady's are like no we want him to stay that way..or he is dib from invader zim

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September 14th, 2010 at 8:10 pm TopMonkey says:

Or...has she...?

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September 14th, 2010 at 7:27 pm zombies says:

guys, fuyumiaya is making things up as she goes a long... no way an 18 year old female furry/sims player has ever seen the inside of a jail. lol

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September 14th, 2010 at 5:09 pm TopMonkey says:

Must be time spent in juvie...but i hardly call that prison... ;)

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September 14th, 2010 at 4:38 pm cynnicysm says:

so confused how you know this...

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September 14th, 2010 at 1:30 pm FuyumiAya says:

The thing about Jailbird cafeteria maids(I like to call them that), alot are tougher then most of the guys in jail. They are "Momma." That is to assume, the warden isn't female. She's automatically Momma.

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