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Conan the Barbian Musical

TopMonkey loves to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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July 19th, 2010 at 5:07 pm TopMonkey says:
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July 9th, 2010 at 5:21 am jweiss09 says:

I should have thought to threaten Admin with pants. it's seems so obvious now.

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July 6th, 2010 at 5:42 pm TopMonkey says:

He never has them on...that's the point.

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July 4th, 2010 at 2:48 am Whys says:

So TopMonkey, you got a shout out from the admin because you convinced him to take his pants off? You'z gonna make Nika mad...

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July 4th, 2010 at 12:48 am TopMonkey says:

Well Jeihot, it's like this, I told admin if he didn't post it, I'd make him wear pants...after a few minutes crying he posted it...

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July 3rd, 2010 at 3:01 am Whys says:

Jeihot, money never hurts.

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July 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 pm Jeihot says:

I wonder what one needs to do to get a post with his/her description.

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July 2nd, 2010 at 4:22 pm TopMonkey says:

Well, it isn't always lamentations if you know what I mean, wink wink, nod non, nudge know what I mean?

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July 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm The Gamer From Hell says:

WOW, cynnicysm. You actually logged in to post a comment?

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July 2nd, 2010 at 12:39 pm cynnicysm says:

you're walking into MY territory now my friend.

Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its' riddle, Conan. You must learn its' discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts...[points to sword] This you can trust.

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