STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
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Guidos find it sexy when your mouth resembles a badly inflamed hemorrhoid. The only thing hotter than a blood-engorged hemorrhoid is apparently when you put lipstick on it and wipe the surrounding area with furniture polish. Steroids and hair grease are strongly encouraged.
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nika is right. Which is actually what I think is so bad about the so called "duck face". It's cheap, and as Twixman pointed out, is a result of a sort of cultural brainwashing.
It never ceases to amazing me that the femanist movement of the 60's and 70's, which intended to elevate women above mere sexual objects has had the exact oposite affect. Women are seen more now for pure sexuality than ever before (and that's saying a lot) but what's different now is that it isn't men alone seeing them that way, they are doing it to themselves.
Man...that's a lot to get from a freakin' duck face isn't it?
Yeah, Nika's right.
I mean, I go to this site, and as anyone will tell you I'm extremely impressionable.
...And into handcuffs and ball-gags.
I would like you correct about 90% of your theory uncle J, as duckface and every other way of accentuating the lips has a good evolutionary explanation- but this is a family site. ;)
I believe it has more to do with the "unchecked emotional need" to express that they are "all that". Because the duck-face is a face of smugness and confidence. Try to wink like a pompous asshole without puffing out your lips. It's not natural! Why do we do this? Because everybody in nature is born with this little gem of animal-kingdom knowledge:
Ducks run ****. *Duck-face wink*
Women instinctive equate "puffy lips" with sex appeal because the lips of women (the ones on their face) get puffy after an orgasm.
So when women do this ridiculous pose, I see nothing more than the unchecked primitive emotional need to be noticed more than any other females as a way of procuring a mate for procreation.
FRICKEN DUCKS ARE BRAINWASHING ALL WOMEN (and a few guys), RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
I didn't realize how popular this was with the fems until I switched over to my Facebook. Oh dear...
Those pictures really does suck.
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