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11 Pounds of Nutella
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cynnicysm has been plagued with death threats ever since he discovered, and subsequently hoarded the nation’s supply of giant Nutella jars. Thankfully Amazon has averted his kidnapping and murder by a mysterious pantsless man, and now everyone can have enough Nutella to smother a large cat.

12 Littlegrey Comments:

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November 4th, 2010 at 9:59 pm Mario_Man says:

80 dollars? I expected only 50-65.

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September 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 am warhound says:

im going to to buy these fill a swimming pool and me and daddy can swim in it.

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September 10th, 2010 at 2:38 pm Secondhandcreations says:

I gotta wonder if the reason it is back in stock is because there were enough page views from this website that caused amazon to stock the 11 pound greatness...

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September 10th, 2010 at 12:04 am gotjen says:

It's back in stock!...

I wonder if it goes bad.

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September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 am CouchDestroyer says:

i'm not entirely sure of what is in the jar but at these who cares but all i know is that admin(daddy) says they were in stock and now there out...
admin give us back the 'nutella' before you have mob on your hands

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September 2nd, 2010 at 3:49 pm Administrator says:

Okay, okay, I fixed it. But for the record, you spell my name wrong all the time. I keep telling you it's "D - A - D - D - Y". Double D's cynn. Delicious double D's.

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September 2nd, 2010 at 2:20 pm jweiss09 says:

hah, now you're name in a post will forever be associated with spelling errors.

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September 2nd, 2010 at 1:39 pm cynnicysm says:

dude. you spelled my name wrong.

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September 2nd, 2010 at 12:24 am Administrator says:

It was in stock when I originally wrote this in the middle of the night, after throwing out the no longer necessary rope. Hopefully they get more in stock, or else I'll have to go to Home Depot again.

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September 1st, 2010 at 4:53 pm unclejessie77 says:

Oh, the many hours of self gratification that could ensue with 18 lbs of Nutella.
Too bad its out of stock.

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September 1st, 2010 at 1:07 pm TopMonkey says:

So many visuals in that intro Admin, so many visuals...

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September 1st, 2010 at 12:41 pm Mario_Man says:

Shipping Weight: 18 pounds

11.02 pounds of pure nutella...

To bad it's out of stock.

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