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I had my own real life ultimate crab battle once. Actually it wasn’t that bad, you just get this special shampoo and it clears it right up. |
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this is a waste of time, not of productive time, but still quite funny. then out of nowhere I died from a beamer !
there is a massive glitch that will cause you to become invincible and make the crab boss do his starting attacks again. when you die you get to the screen to continue after pressing Y hit ctrl to start the glitch you will keep you points and every thing. It does not work on hard or does it just give the illusion of being invincible when it remove large parts of the interface.
SO POINTLESS!!!
I just plain don't like this game. No matter how much I try it it's just too weird.
okay I give this game a 10 out of 10 for originality but seriously, A GIANT CRAB!?
i pass'd this game on hard.
I chose easy and i still died every stinkin' time
I am so bad at this game it isn't even funny. Okay, maybe a little funny, but in my own defence I am too good for this game. It has no plot or context, and any claims to the contrary will be dismissed out of hand. It is ridiculous, risible, and wicked retahded.
Ah, brings me back to wasting unnecessary amounts of money on games in the arcade... Thank you admin, thank you.
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever witnessed on my computer. Why on earth would DYOG even have this?
Anyone knows how to defend against that machine gun guy thingy?
Erm, that game was a bit random. And I don't think that my listening to a mix of smooth jazz and Irish folk music helped very much, either.
I'm mixed about the ending. The whole Saw thing is overdone anymore, but I will say I did not see it coming.
Um, strange. I had absolutely no control over the game.
best...game...ever.
I'm not quite sure why, but I absolutely loved this game. Great gameplay that was agonizingly fun, great visuals for an indie flash game, brought back memories of the old arcade games, hilarious ending.
Definitely one of my most favorite games.
lmao the ending is hilarious.
The part that beat me up the most me was when I couldn't out run the pearl. But seriously, Aqua Rambo!!!!WTF!!!!!
I dont want to be pessimistic and all...but I am..so I just want to add this:
The game seems a little bit unrealistic.See, if I was a king crab of that size, I wouldnt spend my day trying to destroy pittyfull little submarines..Instead I would be a pacifistic crab trying to impress lady crabs with my size and richness. Second...Is this a robotic crab? he's filled with machinery so how can he swim?wtf?
Third..when he sucks up the water? Do I asume he's in some kind of tank? becouse if he isnt he cant suck up all the water but if he is..where do all those fish come from?
just so concerns I wanted to share..let me know what you think
wow Admin...we DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!! its a good game though...exept for the part where I HAVE AN IMAGE BURNED IN MY MIND OF THE ADMIN'S CRABS!
the pearl is easy to beet just go around in circles wile not hitting the edges of the light beams i beat it first time and replayed it again it was fun XD
I don't see the difficulty of the pearl attack, you go around in circles. Also, yes, wtf. This game did bring me back to the old arcade games though.
The biggest wtf ever belongs to this game hands down...also how do you dodge that pearl.
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
that...crab...is...spastic
this is my favorite game of 2009 so far.
why? that pearl thingy at the end is way to strong.
I took me ages to work out how to dodge the pearl attack ;_;
Well, that was eight minutes I'll never get back.
Oh Mausland, why are you so insane.
All of their games are just a huge WTF. Fun as hell though.
that was a real cluster **** of a battle.
There are no friendly civilians.
That was pretty fun, at least until king crab used his uber pearl beam of doom.
seriously you guys, ew. i do not need to hear about your gross infestations. blarrrgghhhh
I prefer the old fashioned way to rid one self of crabs:
1. shave half the hair off of infected area
2. light the other half on fire
3. stab the crabs with an ice pick when they jump from one side to the other.
I liked Aggressive Alpine Skiing better. But I'll give this a few WTFs as well. All in all it'll be 3 out of 5
WTF-WTF-WTF
Ahh Mausland, you never fail to raise a few Wtf!?!?'s. I like this game it's... hectic
I have no idea what am I supposed do here..
Now when I think of it, I had no idea what to do with the special shampoo either- I just drank it.
ill have one of those looc. sounds lush.
totally wtf...Do you want to buy a signed Denis Leary colour book Haros?..I'll throw in some free crayons.
ok wtf. he killed me 4 times with one attack when he had no health. come on that pearl attack is rigged.
wtf factor: 11,3/8,5
Nice game admin!