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Ultimate Crab Battle
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I had my own real life ultimate crab battle once. Actually it wasn’t that bad, you just get this special shampoo and it clears it right up.

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February 24th, 2009 at 6:05 pm Vogel says:

this is a waste of time, not of productive time, but still quite funny. then out of nowhere I died from a beamer !

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February 23rd, 2009 at 6:21 am iosk10 says:

there is a massive glitch that will cause you to become invincible and make the crab boss do his starting attacks again. when you die you get to the screen to continue after pressing Y hit ctrl to start the glitch you will keep you points and every thing. It does not work on hard or does it just give the illusion of being invincible when it remove large parts of the interface.

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February 23rd, 2009 at 6:20 am FrickaFresh says:

SO POINTLESS!!!

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February 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm Titan1203 says:

I just plain don't like this game. No matter how much I try it it's just too weird.

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February 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 am St_Stu says:

okay I give this game a 10 out of 10 for originality but seriously, A GIANT CRAB!?

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February 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am randomplayer says:

i pass'd this game on hard.

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February 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 am Princeoforanges236 says:

I chose easy and i still died every stinkin' time

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February 21st, 2009 at 11:54 pm felis20 says:

I am so bad at this game it isn't even funny. Okay, maybe a little funny, but in my own defence I am too good for this game. It has no plot or context, and any claims to the contrary will be dismissed out of hand. It is ridiculous, risible, and wicked retahded.

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February 21st, 2009 at 9:21 pm RMabee says:

Ah, brings me back to wasting unnecessary amounts of money on games in the arcade... Thank you admin, thank you.

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February 21st, 2009 at 6:23 pm Netocracy says:

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever witnessed on my computer. Why on earth would DYOG even have this?

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February 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm Bunii Boy says:

Anyone knows how to defend against that machine gun guy thingy?

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February 21st, 2009 at 5:26 am the pwnee says:

Erm, that game was a bit random. And I don't think that my listening to a mix of smooth jazz and Irish folk music helped very much, either.

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February 20th, 2009 at 5:05 am Sparks says:

I'm mixed about the ending. The whole Saw thing is overdone anymore, but I will say I did not see it coming.

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February 20th, 2009 at 2:36 am thepara says:

Um, strange. I had absolutely no control over the game.

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February 20th, 2009 at 1:42 am JonSnow says:

best...game...ever.
I'm not quite sure why, but I absolutely loved this game. Great gameplay that was agonizingly fun, great visuals for an indie flash game, brought back memories of the old arcade games, hilarious ending.
Definitely one of my most favorite games.

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February 20th, 2009 at 12:55 am NARUTOFREAK!!FKYEH says:

lmao the ending is hilarious.

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February 19th, 2009 at 11:36 pm Lancre Blue says:

The part that beat me up the most me was when I couldn't out run the pearl. But seriously, Aqua Rambo!!!!WTF!!!!!

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February 19th, 2009 at 10:44 pm looc_games says:

I dont want to be pessimistic and all...but I am..so I just want to add this:
The game seems a little bit unrealistic.See, if I was a king crab of that size, I wouldnt spend my day trying to destroy pittyfull little submarines..Instead I would be a pacifistic crab trying to impress lady crabs with my size and richness. Second...Is this a robotic crab? he's filled with machinery so how can he swim?wtf?
Third..when he sucks up the water? Do I asume he's in some kind of tank? becouse if he isnt he cant suck up all the water but if he is..where do all those fish come from?
just so concerns I wanted to share..let me know what you think

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February 19th, 2009 at 9:07 pm cowman1812 says:

wow Admin...we DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!! its a good game though...exept for the part where I HAVE AN IMAGE BURNED IN MY MIND OF THE ADMIN'S CRABS!

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February 19th, 2009 at 8:17 pm 1supercosmic says:

the pearl is easy to beet just go around in circles wile not hitting the edges of the light beams i beat it first time and replayed it again it was fun XD

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February 19th, 2009 at 7:33 pm Sparks says:

I don't see the difficulty of the pearl attack, you go around in circles. Also, yes, wtf. This game did bring me back to the old arcade games though.

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February 19th, 2009 at 7:22 pm jweiss09 says:

The biggest wtf ever belongs to this game hands down...also how do you dodge that pearl.

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February 19th, 2009 at 6:36 pm grimreaper says:

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

that...crab...is...spastic

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February 19th, 2009 at 6:01 pm 1supercosmic says:

this is my favorite game of 2009 so far.

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February 19th, 2009 at 5:30 pm Cream Puft says:

why? that pearl thingy at the end is way to strong.

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February 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm Dominic says:

I took me ages to work out how to dodge the pearl attack ;_;

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February 19th, 2009 at 5:12 pm AbsintheAndCarnations says:

Well, that was eight minutes I'll never get back.

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February 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm Sturby says:

Oh Mausland, why are you so insane.
All of their games are just a huge WTF. Fun as hell though.

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February 19th, 2009 at 4:46 pm AznSenzationâ„¢ says:

that was a real cluster **** of a battle.

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February 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm Pirotechnix says:

There are no friendly civilians.

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February 19th, 2009 at 4:00 pm Cmndr says:

That was pretty fun, at least until king crab used his uber pearl beam of doom.

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February 19th, 2009 at 3:33 pm cynnicysm says:

seriously you guys, ew. i do not need to hear about your gross infestations. blarrrgghhhh

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February 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm divisible by zero says:

I prefer the old fashioned way to rid one self of crabs:
1. shave half the hair off of infected area
2. light the other half on fire
3. stab the crabs with an ice pick when they jump from one side to the other.

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February 19th, 2009 at 12:47 pm bastian_1343 says:

I liked Aggressive Alpine Skiing better. But I'll give this a few WTFs as well. All in all it'll be 3 out of 5

WTF-WTF-WTF

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February 19th, 2009 at 12:44 pm SuperRory9118 says:

Ahh Mausland, you never fail to raise a few Wtf!?!?'s. I like this game it's... hectic

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February 19th, 2009 at 12:16 pm nika says:

I have no idea what am I supposed do here..
Now when I think of it, I had no idea what to do with the special shampoo either- I just drank it.

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February 19th, 2009 at 12:12 pm dizrali says:

ill have one of those looc. sounds lush.

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February 19th, 2009 at 12:09 pm looc_games says:

totally wtf...Do you want to buy a signed Denis Leary colour book Haros?..I'll throw in some free crayons.

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February 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am Master Rekcus says:

ok wtf. he killed me 4 times with one attack when he had no health. come on that pearl attack is rigged.

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February 19th, 2009 at 10:46 am haros says:

wtf factor: 11,3/8,5
Nice game admin!

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