Toby Jones Wants to Fry Your Stuff and Massage Your Feet

Toby Jones Wants to Fry Your Stuff and Massage Your Feet
Toby Jones Wants to Fry Your Stuff and Massage Your Feet

Toby Jones is back with Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As long as it’s fryable or edible, he’ll make it deliciousitible. And then if you pay him enough, Toby or one of his foot specialists will massage your feet in sensual sauces.


9 Comments:
    9.
    April 28th, 2009 at 1:37 pm bastian_1343 says:

    I was a little surprised there wasn't a drunk discount...


    8.
    April 27th, 2009 at 2:26 am Teflon Monkey says:

    Not as good as the truck rental but still had me lol'ing like a good'un :)


    7.
    April 26th, 2009 at 8:43 pm felis20 says:

    I want my feet deep fried.
    NOW!!!


    6.
    April 24th, 2009 at 10:46 am cynnicysm says:

    bigdogeatchild.com is the website of a comedy troupe, so no, it's not real.


    5.
    April 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm miKel says:

    Toby Jones... Can you be my daddy? Pwease? *bats eyelashes*


    4.
    April 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm Super Cat says:

    Is that actually real?


    3.
    April 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 am bastian_1343 says:

    All that European stuff that you normally don't eat:
    - French fries
    - French bread

    God, I love Toby Jones and his BIG ASS truck rental service...


    2.
    April 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 am TopMonkey says:

    That's funny in so many ways. I broke my face from smiling.


    1.
    April 23rd, 2009 at 5:18 am nika says:

    Goodbye appetite, see you tomorrow.



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