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Protect your heart from hordes of enemy cows.

Yeah, you heard that right.

39 Littlegrey Comments:

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January 16th, 2011 at 10:32 pm The Silent Scream says:

this game made my arm hurt. T-T played for too long. XP

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March 31st, 2010 at 12:00 am Adil Sayeed says:

i made jit to lvl 37 and my old record was 31 so the celebration has begun!
???????

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May 26th, 2009 at 7:00 pm flame says:

wow that was beastly i got to level 32.

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May 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am PrincessofMisery says:

Level 38. Fail. I should get back to doing my school work now...maybe. Curse you Mrs.Cody...
Can't you leave me and my killer cows in peace?

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February 6th, 2009 at 2:41 pm Lol... says:

Win. Last level is insanely easy. Ice and boulder the king.

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February 6th, 2009 at 12:55 am Aramid says:

Wow only lvl 35...

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February 5th, 2009 at 1:56 pm Jonathan M says:

Bug at the end of wave 37 for me, it just kept going back and then I clicked begin wave, went back, begin wave, went back, begin wave, went back then it said I won. :)

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February 5th, 2009 at 8:55 am RMabee says:

most useful tip about this game? hold down the left click when using the sword :P

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February 4th, 2009 at 1:16 am cowman1812 says:

i was done on level 17...holy crap...thats alot of clicking

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February 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm Iceman06 says:

Okay just beat it on nomal, was fairly easy

Use Ice and Boulders
You dont need he Satan one until the last 5 levels

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February 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm looc_games says:

How would I like it if you destroyed my calfs by headbutting them? I dont have any particular feelings about that..yet..It would be good youtube material...but then again I dont own any calfs so I'll guess you could allways headbut your own meebles if you want to become a youtube celebrety like me.
*need advice??? Love trouble??? Lost your keys??? Ask Denis...Denis knows!!!*

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February 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm The Used Nirvana says:

Dennis Leary my ***
I mean... Stupid game cows, destroying my wall. How would you like it if I destroyed your calfs by headbutting them!?! Huh!

I'm just joking Dennis, but if I go missing, they'll know you did it!

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February 1st, 2009 at 10:26 pm Phat Man 666 says:

dude....this game is a trip....

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February 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm looc_games says:

Ice, If you buy my book, the glitch will still be there but atleast you'll have something decent to read.
*need advice??? Love trouble??? Lost your keys??? Ask Denis...Denis knows!!!*

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February 1st, 2009 at 9:43 pm Iceman06 says:

I can't get pat level 21 because of this stupid glitch

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February 1st, 2009 at 3:22 pm SAMBO says:

all the spells suck... impossible to complete on normal mode... and sandbox mode is just way too easy... so basically.. a rubbish game

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February 1st, 2009 at 5:13 am ^newguy^ says:

its pretty tough, the spells arent powerful enough imo

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February 1st, 2009 at 12:58 am Inferno959 says:

Iceman is right it is fairly easy.
I winged it without thinking strategy and the worst I had was a few close calls.

and the last level is simple if you have boulders and a few ground cannons which shouldn't be hard to obtain.

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February 1st, 2009 at 12:50 am SOSgamer says:

got to lvl 37.... :(

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January 31st, 2009 at 11:01 pm Iceman06 says:

Okay that glitch just happened again, both times around level 20; its getting pretty annoying.

Anyway my strategy has been to build two stone walls on each side as hide as it goes, and build cannons on the inside, using wood to place them at various elevations. I use the ice: cheap, useful, low mana.

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January 31st, 2009 at 10:12 pm Andylink says:

This game was fairly easy.
Make a wall of boxes on the outside while putting cannons on the inside.
The last spell is the only one you really need especially because your mana recharges every level and it only gets tough at the end of every level.
And looc can you refrain from spamming the dyog site and put your DL recommendations on the dyog forum.
That way less people have to witness your fail.

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January 31st, 2009 at 9:18 pm Iceman06 says:

I just had the wierdest glitch. I clicked 'begin wave' and the wave began, but I was still in building mode and could not attack or cast spells. My only means of fighting were to drop TNTs and I soon died

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January 31st, 2009 at 9:11 pm McDooGz says:

Got to lvl 18

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January 31st, 2009 at 12:17 pm looc_games says:

Admin...is it possible to get a little more Denis Leary material to this site? Everything is wonderful allready..I'm sure.. but a little D.L. would make it supercalifragilisticexpialidocious !

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January 31st, 2009 at 11:00 am musclemetal says:

i wish this game had sheep in it, then i could say it was baaaaahd!

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January 31st, 2009 at 10:11 am SAMBO says:

this could very possibly be the worst game ever.

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January 31st, 2009 at 9:44 am looc_games says:

Dear mr Egg, it is with great regret that I've just played your exclusive game!I thought the content was somewhat unrealistic..and not just unrealistic...more like utterly kafkaesque. And I dint want to say utterly kafkaesque as such..but the thing is that it is utterly kafkaesque.. so I was wondering if, in your next game, you could eliminate all non-realistic features like the cows, the boxes, the magical upgrades,... and instead perhaps add a little more Denis Leary..Thank you in advance

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January 31st, 2009 at 3:26 am Jonathan M says:

Atleast they're not zombies this time. They're relatively tame.

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January 31st, 2009 at 2:16 am felis20 says:

Okay. Not the best I've ever played, but okay. Problem is, I'm horrible at it.

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January 31st, 2009 at 1:06 am miKel says:

Well that was easy. Just save up for Satan owes you a favor. It can kill anything. Pretty fun but could have been better.

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January 30th, 2009 at 11:38 pm grimreaper says:

Why is this game so bad... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

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January 30th, 2009 at 8:30 pm ajonesse says:

Bit boring but yet I still played.
Fun enough I guess :/

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January 30th, 2009 at 8:21 pm Sorchia says:

Fixed.

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January 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm Administrator says:

I just tried updating the game. Let me know if it fixes the YOU LOST when you actually won problem.

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January 30th, 2009 at 6:30 pm NARUTOFREAK!!FKYEH says:

surprisingly (>.> hoped i spelled tat rite) lvl 40 was the easiest and it sayd game over wen i beat lvl 40 too..weird.....

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January 30th, 2009 at 3:40 pm Johnny Rainbow says:

Same thing happened to me. Just on expanding ball of light (spell #9) and the boss is dead. But it still says Game over and your heart was destroyed...He didn't even get close to my tower.

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January 30th, 2009 at 1:57 pm morky14 says:

this angers me, i was on wave 40 and i defeated the boss, and it said i lost,WHAT THE EFF????!?!!!?

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January 30th, 2009 at 1:47 pm says:

i got to wave 14 and got bored.

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January 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm The Used Nirvana says:

Whats the meaning of all this madness!
Cows? Attacking me? Over my cold, dead hand!

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